snowwolf, you should just get an Uber driver to take you to the sports bar. That shouldn't be too expensive.
I might of convinced him to go sunday. if anything to meet another jags fan there we been hanging with last couple years.
Quote:I might of convinced him to go sunday. if anything to meet another jags fan there we been hanging with last couple years.
That's potentially great news!
Quote:I might of convinced him to go sunday. if anything to meet another jags fan there we been hanging with last couple years.
Order the tuna melt. I hear DOLPHINS sometimes get caught in those fishing nets they use to catch tuna.
they don't have a tuna melt but they do have a trkey melt. i was thinking that,or a cheesburger
Quote:they don't have a tuna melt but they do have a trkey melt. i was thinking that,or a cheesburger
Ok then pick up a can of tuna at the grocery store and eat it on Saturday. Make sure the can does NOT say "Dolphin safe." We don't want the Dolphins to be safe on Sunday. We are counting on you Wolf.
eatting fish doesn't work,i tried that last week. it tottattly failed.
Quote: eatting fish doesn't work,i tried that last week. it tottattly failed.
You have to eat the enemy for it to work.
oh well maybe in that case i should come and eat gus bradly.
he is our enemy. as long as hes hc this team won't ever have a winning team. we should've hired us a real HC.
Do it Snowie, do it. Munch that Gus, cure our woes. Joeckel however, ton of beef to eat though. Then Branch etc. We should make a list of the most detrimental to our franchise, then you can go on a binge.
Quote:Order the tuna melt. I hear DOLPHINS sometimes get caught in those fishing nets they use to catch tuna.
This is a great idea!!!!
Ok, I'm in. I'm gonna buy some chicken of the sea and eat a tuna sandwich.
Who else is in? We need to do something to remove the funk our team is in. We all must do our part!
We're eating tuna!!! Who's with me?!
Quote:they don't have a tuna melt but they do have a trkey melt. i was thinking that,or a cheeseburger
This isn't good enough, wolfie. You're gonna have to go fishing with your dad and hunt for dolphins. Spear those suckers right in the blow hole and eat them raw! That's the only way I see us winning on Sunday.
Quote:This is a great idea!!!!
Ok, I'm in. I'm gonna buy some chicken of the sea and eat a tuna sandwich.
Who else is in? We need to do something to remove the funk our team is in. We all must do our part!
We're eating tuna!!! Who's with me?!
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<crickets>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Quote:I eat crickets
NO... Don't you get it????? Not crickets... Tuna!!!
YOU MUST EAT TUNA tommorrow. It's the only way we win. Tell all your friends...
If we lose tomorrow, I'm no longer blaming BB5, or Bradley, or Caldwell, or any of the WRs, or our rookie place kicker...
I'm blaming all you jerks that decided
you couldn't at least send good metaphysical-ritualistic-fanatical-vibes out to the universe to ensure a Jaguar turn around. Don't be too cool for school. Do something to change the malaise we are in.
A can of tuna is only like 98 cents. Just buy a can at your local piggly-wiggly, harris-teeter, smiths, 7-11, wherever... Just buy one and eat the tuna before the start of the game...
We need something, and I'm not about to sacrifice a goat. This is the next best thing... Sure, tuna is high in mercury, but you if you're a true fan, you'll sacrifice for the team!
Do it!! Or I blame you all for tomorrow's loss!
Quote:NO... Don't you get it????? Not crickets... Tuna!!!
YOU MUST EAT TUNA tommorrow. It's the only way we win. Tell all your friends...
If we lose tomorrow, I'm no longer blaming BB5, or Bradley, or Caldwell, or any of the WRs, or our rookie place kicker...
I'm blaming all you jerks that decided you couldn't at least send good metaphysical-ritualistic-fanatical-vibes out to the universe to ensure a Jaguar turn around. Don't be too cool for school. Do something to change the malaise we are in.
A can of tuna is only like 98 cents. Just buy a can at your local piggly-wiggly, harris-teeter, smiths, 7-11, wherever... Just buy one and eat the tuna before the start of the game...
We need something, and I'm not about to sacrifice a goat. This is the next best thing... Sure, tuna is high in mercury, but you if you're a true fan, you'll sacrifice for the team!
Do it!! Or I blame you all for tomorrow's loss!
OK, Tuna was eaten in my household and we won. So we play the Cheaters next week... What do we need to eat to beat them...
Start thinking of ideas...
Quote:OK, Tuna was eaten in my household and we won. So we play the Cheaters next week... What do we need to eat to beat them...
Start thinking of ideas...
NE clam chowder served in a deflated football.
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