Jacksonville Jaguars Fan Forums

Full Version: Man has 11lb stool surgically removed from his 'megacolon'
You're currently viewing a stripped down version of our content. View the full version with proper formatting.
Pages: 1 2

Man has 11lb stool surgically removed from his 'megacolon' after suffering constipation and stomach pain for 10 YEARS
<ul class="">[*]Man, 27, had been in and out of hospital with stomach pain for a decade
[*]Doctors discovered he had a condition called 'congenital megacolon'
[*]His colon had swelled to twice its size and his heart shifted to the right
[*]They removed a stool weighing nearly a stone that had become stuck 
</ul>

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/articl...z3lGZtZZqS

 
Poor guy, that sounds like a crappy situation to be in!

The guy just needs to turn loose a bit.

Ouch!!!
Could you imagine releasing an 11 lb sea pickle? Episiotomy...stat!
Quote:Could you imagine releasing an 11 lb sea pickle? Episiotomy...stat!
 

You owe me a new keyboard and a monitor cleaning :teehee: :yes:
Quote:Ouch!!!
A thread full of poop puns, and here comes BB4 to clean up our potty mouths. Tongue
That right there is why i drink coffee

Dude should have drank a case of Iron City Beer

Quote:Dude should have drank a case of Iron City Beer
NOS energy drinks usually serve a dual purpose for me: quick pick-me-up and colon cleanse.
Oh, THAT kind of stool.  I thought TMD resurfaced.

So you're saying that he couldn't give birth naturally and had to have a C(colon)-section.   :woot:

Quote:Oh, THAT kind of stool.  I thought TMD resurfaced.
It was removed from his colon, not his brain. Tongue
Quote:So you're saying that he couldn't give birth naturally and had to have a C(colon)-section.   :woot:
 

You try giving birth to an 11 pound turd........

 

Can you say "Stretch Marks"..........
What's that in Courics? 

Quote:What's that in Courics? 
 

 

The official unit of measurement of fecal samples is the couric, which is equivalent to 2.5 pounds, or 1.3398 kg
Quote:You try giving birth to an 11 pound turd........

 

Can you say "Stretch Marks"..........
 

Sick
That would have been one wrecked rectum.....

 

11 pound turd

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget. :pinch:

Quote:Oh, THAT kind of stool.  I thought TMD resurfaced.


That what I thought and wondered which way it was facing
Pages: 1 2