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Quote:For those of you that scoffed at the letter not getting the humor behind it, shut down your computer and don't turn it on again because



WOOOSHHHHHHHH

oh, its just one big joke? oh, ok. ha ha


silly me, forgetting that every living human being (with the exception of JW and myself) is some sort of range of comedic scope. But nah, he foreal doe

I thought some of you had been around longer than your replies suggest.

10/10 post I hope they make a feature film about it someday  

Quote:Do not incite more pain to the people. What Omaha wrote should have been written in a diary. Borderline delusional.


I get it, Scobee was here for 10 years, and he kicked a couple 50+ yarder field goals to win. I enjoyed it, but I'm am not surprised or heart broken. The show must go on, and we should all be excited about Blake. This is how starving our fan base is from losing. Do you think the Patriots fans cared when Adam Vinatieri left?

It's satire bro.


Look up Omaha's post history. Brilliant.

Anyone have the cliff notes?

Mhm.

He's a kicker. LOL. Who cares? I love Josh. Don't get me wrong. But, look. This team isn't going to win games with a kicker. I am pretty sure most of you realize this by now. Was Josh a great kicker? Sure he was. Did he have some moments here? Absolutely. What kicker doesn't? But come on guys. He's a KICKER. It's going to be OK. I promise. The only time I want to see Chris on the field is during kick-offs when we scored a touchdown or right at kick-off either to start the game or after half-time. I don't want to see 21 points on the board all by the kicker after he went 7/7 on the day.

There's a lot of whoosh going on here.

Quote:I want those three minutes of my life back.

You're a speed reader huh???

 

:teehee:

I like the idea of Legatron/Myers (Optimyers Prime?) on the field at the same time. The matchup nightmares it would create would stifle even Buddy Ryan! I suspect that Anger would be designated as the Offensive Weapon, however we've already seen that the league is not progressive enough to allow that to happen.

Quote:There's a lot of whoosh going on here.  

Not you personally. But others.

"Legend"..  nonsense.  He wasn't even kicking it out the endzone last year.  I liked Scooby okay in the end, but I still would close my eyes on the big ones.  

 

Here's my 'open' advice...

 

It's hot in Jax..  don't blow out your hamstring like everyone else it seems.  

Jason Myers

 



 

                                Myers                                                                        Jason

the letters "tldr" have never been more appropriate

Lmao well done Omaha as always one of my favorite post to read is an original Omaha satire.

Best satire poster in Omaha.


In fact best in the history of the Jaguars forum. Ring of honor this man.

Whelp, I got whooshed. Well played, Omaha. Well played.

Quote:Whelp, I got whooshed. Well played, Omaha. Well played.

 

It doesn't take much for you.   :thumbsup:

Quote:It doesn't take much for you.   :thumbsup:

Them's fightin' words. The mains have been damaged and Genesis is about to explode. Please go down to engineering and fix them. Thanks.

Dang, I'm a little disappointed in a few of you.