110-Year-Old Woman Says Miller High Life Is the Secret to Eternal Life
Forget daily handfuls of almonds and blueberries -- the key to a long life is a healthy dose of the Champagne of Beers.
According to
The Record, a 110-year-old New Jersey woman named Agnes Fenton, who celebrated her birthday last Saturday, chalks her long life up to the wonders of the Miller High Life.
http://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/11...65&share=c
So The Miller Company should hook her up for giving them some great advertising. Maybe $10 worth of High Life. Thats like winning free beer for the rest of her life.
Win/Win
I don't dispute that beer is good for the soul, but if it has to be Miller?
I'll die an earlier death.
Quote:I don't dispute that beer is good for the soul, but if it has to be Miller? I'll die an earlier death.
That's not living, it's extending your misery.
Better eat a handful of almonds just to be safe.
Quote:I don't dispute that beer is good for the soul, but if it has to be Miller? I'll die an earlier death.
Wha?! Miller is my favorite!
Of all the Macro beers
#1 PBR
#2 Miller High Life
#TheRest IsHorseUrine
On a hot day, The Girl in the Moon is a great beer.
Quote:Of all the Macro beers
#1 PBR
#2 Miller High Life
#TheRest IsHorseUrine
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If my choices are drink Miller High Life daily and live to 110 or drink cyanide once and call it a day, I'll take the cyanide.
Party Pooper :teehee: :yes:
Quote:Wha?! Miller is my favorite!
It must be well preserved to get stocked in the bunker.
