110-Year-Old Woman Says Miller High Life Is the Secret to Eternal Life
 

Forget daily handfuls of almonds and blueberries -- the key to a long life is a healthy dose of the Champagne of Beers.

According to The Record, a 110-year-old New Jersey woman named Agnes Fenton, who celebrated her birthday last Saturday, chalks her long life up to the wonders of the Miller High Life.

 

http://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/11...65&share=c

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

So The Miller Company should hook her up for giving them some great advertising. Maybe $10 worth of High Life. Thats like winning free beer for the rest of her life.


Win/Win

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I don't dispute that beer is good for the soul, but if it has to be Miller?      I'll die an earlier death.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

I don't dispute that beer is good for the soul, but if it has to be Miller?      I'll die an earlier death.

 

That's not living, it's extending your misery.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

That [BLEEP] crazy!

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Your beliefs become your thoughts,
Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become your actions,
Your actions become your habits,
Your habits become your values,
Your values become your destiny.

Better eat a handful of almonds just to be safe.

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I don't dispute that beer is good for the soul, but if it has to be Miller? I'll die an earlier death.

Wha?! Miller is my favorite!

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Livin' the High Life.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Of all the Macro beers

 

#1 PBR

#2 Miller High Life

#TheRest IsHorseUrine

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On a hot day, The Girl in the Moon is a great beer.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Of all the Macro beers

 

#1 PBR

#2 Miller High Life

#TheRest IsHorseUrine

??????????????????

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If my choices are drink Miller High Life daily and live to 110 or drink cyanide once and call it a day, I'll take the cyanide.

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Party Pooper :teehee: :yes:

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Wha?! Miller is my favorite!

 

It must be well preserved to get stocked in the bunker.  

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.