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"The Iowa Supreme Court has affirmed the right to be drunk on your front porch."

 

 

http://www.kcci.com/news/iowa-supreme-co...h/33546198

 

 

Finally, something to unite America around!

Sure. Discriminate against those without front porches.

Lawsuit!

Quote:Sure. Discriminate against those without front porches.

Lawsuit!

But surely everyone has a back porch they can get drunk on? Or at least a doorstep which, in the eyes of the law, would be the same thing as a porch?

Quote:But surely everyone has a back porch they can get drunk on? Or at least a doorstep which, in the eyes of the law, would be the same thing as a porch?

 

What about people who live in an Apartment?!

Quote:What about people who live in an Apartment?!

Every apartment I've lived in has had a balcony somewhere. I've never seen an apartment without at least a communal doorstep, which would likely fulfill the definition of a "porch" for legal purposes.

A drunken stooper.

What about the hobos who live in cardboard boxes? I'm sure the front cardboard flap could be considered a porch too..

Quote:What about the hobos who live in cardboard boxes? I'm sure the front cardboard flap could be considered a porch too..

Well at least there's one thing we can count on, there won't be a shortage of lawyers willing to take on the case.

I need to look up Indiana's law on this haha.