"The Iowa Supreme Court has affirmed the right to be drunk on your front porch."

 

 

http://www.kcci.com/news/iowa-supreme-co...h/33546198

 

 

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Finally, something to unite America around!

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Sure. Discriminate against those without front porches.

Lawsuit!

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Blakes Life Matters

Sure. Discriminate against those without front porches.

Lawsuit!

But surely everyone has a back porch they can get drunk on? Or at least a doorstep which, in the eyes of the law, would be the same thing as a porch?

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But surely everyone has a back porch they can get drunk on? Or at least a doorstep which, in the eyes of the law, would be the same thing as a porch?

 

What about people who live in an Apartment?!

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I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 

What about people who live in an Apartment?!

Every apartment I've lived in has had a balcony somewhere. I've never seen an apartment without at least a communal doorstep, which would likely fulfill the definition of a "porch" for legal purposes.

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A drunken stooper.

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Kaishakunin for hire.

* (disclaimer) If you think I'm serious, hit yourself in the face w/ a hammer.

 

What about the hobos who live in cardboard boxes? I'm sure the front cardboard flap could be considered a porch too..

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What about the hobos who live in cardboard boxes? I'm sure the front cardboard flap could be considered a porch too..

Well at least there's one thing we can count on, there won't be a shortage of lawyers willing to take on the case.

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Your beliefs become your thoughts,
Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become your actions,
Your actions become your habits,
Your habits become your values,
Your values become your destiny.

I need to look up Indiana's law on this haha. 

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