I heard he was kicked in the calf, so they shut him down and bubble wrapped him.


Nothing serious but man Im hoping we stay healthy through out camp.

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I heard he was kicked in the calf, so they shut him down and bubble wrapped him.


Nothing serious but man Im hoping we stay healthy through out camp.

Smart move to shut him down

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Barely noteworthy.

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Was it Norman?

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I don't even want to know what he's doing with a young bovine.

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I don't even want to know what he's doing with a young bovine.

Don't ask, Don't tell.

 

HeadSlap

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When they have no time,  they think about it!

When they go down hard, they think about it!

 

Just watch Peyton, Andrew, Caep even Mr. Bundchen.

DOOMED!!!!


Guess he won't be playing this year, what a waste of FA money, DC is an idiot.... Did I cover everything?

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IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS

DOOMED!!!!


Guess he won't be playing this year, what a waste of FA money, DC is an idiot.... Did I cover everything?

You missed the part about this not happening to any other teams.

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Plus, the conditioning coach has to go.

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Your beliefs become your thoughts,
Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become your actions,
Your actions become your habits,
Your habits become your values,
Your values become your destiny.

The coaches will now have players practice in big fluffy slippers as opposed to cleats.

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I've been kicked in the calf before. Haven't been the same since.

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THERE IS A SKELETON INSIDE OF YOU.

 

RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

wait'a minute... he was kicked in the calf, or he was kicked by a calf? Do they have cattle on the practice field? Are the mowers not working or something? Why was he messing with a calf anyway? Is the calf hurt? Was the ASPCA notified notified about this alleged calf altercation? Hmmm... this whole story smells alarmingly like a smell I was familiar with back on the family farm which I can't name since I've already got one warning to my credit.

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I y'ams who I y'ams and thats all I y'ams...

DOOMED!!!!


Guess he won't be playing this year, what a waste of FA money, DC is an idiot.... Did I cover everything?

Well, you failed to blame Gus for having players on the field for OTAs doing these dangerous drills.

 

You didn't blame Shad Khan for paying more attention to the Shipyards and London than he does to what's going on with this team.

 

You didn't find a way to work Gene Smith into the blame here.

 

Other than that, I think you covered most of the hot button issues.

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.