Perk up...it's not so bad

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Have you seen my baseball?

You do that anyway.

Only on paydays.. Way too expensive

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Should have done a poll. Think the consensus has been fingers for nipples though right?

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Should have done a poll. Think the consensus has been fingers for nipples though right?

 

I think that Winger would accept the poll for the right amount of money.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

By far, best thread of this entire offseason. While both sides have some pretty good advantages. I'm going to go finger for nipples. Although I would like it if I could do that and have one hand nipples for fingers. My left hand is useless soo why not.

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fingers for nips hands down. way more functional, and nipples as fingers would be the opposite. 

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Coughlin when asked if winning will be a focus: "What the hell else is there? This is nice and dandy, but winning is what all this is about."

Nipples for fingers wuld mean I'd have to give up playing guitar...

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Nipples for fingers wuld mean I'd have to give up playing guitar...

Well some of us play guitar FOR the nipples.. Nipples for fingers would just mean less trying

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Well some of us play guitar FOR the nipples.. Nipples for fingers would just mean less trying

True, but calloused nipples and the inability to make a barre chord would be a deal breaker...

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True, but calloused nipples and the inability to make a barre chord would be a deal breaker...

Pfffft.. Drop D and wing it.

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Pfffft.. Drop D and wing it.

 

We save the drop D's for the last set when the level of alcohol in our blood overrides the ability to fret properly.

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We save the drop D's for the last set when the level of alcohol in our blood overrides the ability to fret properly.

Or when you have nipples for fingers

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Or when you have nipples for fingers

lol

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