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Man Shoots Armadillo, Bullet Hits Mother-In-Law

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04-14-2015, 11:19 AM


Man Shoots Armadillo, Bullet Hits Mother-In-Law
 

Mother's Day may be a little awkward for Larry McElroy next month.

Sheriff's deputies in Lee County, Georgia, said McElroy, 54, accidentally shot his mother-in-law with a 9mm pistol when he was trying to shoot an armadillo, WALB.com reports.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/13...weird-news

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04-14-2015, 11:22 AM

It grazed off the 'dillo....sure it did buddy.

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04-14-2015, 11:27 AM

Armadillos are tough little buggers

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04-14-2015, 11:43 AM

"Here, momma.  I'm telling you, these 'dillos are really cuddly.  Hold it riiiiiiiight there for a second...."

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04-14-2015, 11:46 AM

At least it wasn't in Florida

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04-14-2015, 12:10 PM

What the story doesn't say is that he asked her to hold a stuffed armadillo for a few.... :whistling:
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04-14-2015, 02:59 PM (This post was last modified: 04-14-2015, 03:00 PM by The Drifter.)

Was a hell of a shot, 100 yards with a 9mm Hand gun. Must have been some serious bullets (124 Military grain at least)

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04-19-2015, 06:40 PM

I hope the little critter is okay

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