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Man calls 911 over bar tab

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#1
04-01-2015, 08:03 AM


Man calls 911 over bar tab
 

POST FALLS, Idaho -

An Idaho man could face a year in jail and a $1000 fine for calling 911 after thinking a bar had overcharged him.

 

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04-01-2015, 10:59 AM

.... like we all haven't done that before.

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04-01-2015, 10:29 PM

Quote:.... like we all haven't done that before.



I only call for real emergencies!! Like McDonald's getting my order wrong!!
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04-02-2015, 10:06 AM

Quote:I only call for real emergencies!! Like McDonald's getting my order wrong!!
cheese on my big Mac should invoke capital punishment as far as I'm concerned.
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04-02-2015, 10:32 AM

Quote:cheese on my big Mac should invoke capital punishment as far as I'm concerned.




The wrong sauce with my nuggets...murderous rampage inducing!!! :thumbsup:
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#6
04-02-2015, 10:42 AM

.... only filling up the smoothy to 75% of the cup.  definitely 911 worthy !!

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04-02-2015, 10:54 AM

limp, greasy, undercooked french fries...just so wrong!!!!
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04-02-2015, 12:14 PM

Quote:limp, greasy, undercooked french fries...just so wrong!!!!
 

Uh huh. "French Fries"

 

Suuuuuuuuure
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04-02-2015, 12:19 PM

I feel a Mr. Potato Head and Viagra joke coming on..
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04-02-2015, 06:26 PM

Quote:Uh huh. "French Fries"

 

Suuuuuuuuure



Limp and greasy being icky applies to a multitude of things!!!
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04-02-2015, 08:08 PM (This post was last modified: 04-02-2015, 08:08 PM by rollerjag.)

Quote:cheese on my big Mac should invoke capital punishment as far as I'm concerned.
 

Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun just doesn't sound right.

 

Besides, leaving cheese off a burger, any burger, is Un-American.

 

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#12
04-04-2015, 10:01 PM

First we have mention of limp and greasy fries, now the special sauce.


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