600-POUND WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO 40-POUND BABY

 

A 600-pound woman has given birth to a 40-pound baby at Perth’s King Edward Memorial Hospital, a record breaking weight that could possibly make the newborn the largest baby ever born, reports the Western Australian Herald.

 

http://conservativepost.com/600-pound-wo...ound-baby/

 

 

And for the truth

 

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/40lbbaby.asp

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Is the 40 pound baby or the fact that someone knocked up a 600 pound woman the most shocking thing about this story? :blink:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Can a 600 pound woman get pregnant and actually go full term with a baby?

 

My son is 3 and weighs 34 pounds.....lol

 

I know its fake...I'm just saying.

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Is the 40 pound baby or the fact that someone knocked up a 600 pound woman the most shocking thing about this story? :blink:

 

No kidding.  I'm picky.  My limit is 350 pounds when my BAC reaches .025

 

not sure what drug gets anyone to consider a 600 pounder.

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No kidding.  I'm picky.  My limit is 350 pounds when my BAC reaches .025

 

not sure what drug gets anyone to consider a 600 pounder.

 

I'm sure the guy's BAC was over his limit as well, but he probably just thought he was seeing double.

 

BTW, if you were at your limit, and just thought you were seeing double, her weight limit would go to 700lbs.

 

It's no wonder why they put that warning label on alcoholic beverages.

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.

The thought that a 600 lb woman would be knocked up...    just think about that for a bit.  :pinch:  

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

The thought that a 600 lb woman would be knocked up...    just think about that for a bit.  :pinch:  

 

 

That Thought (and visual) is Highly Illogical

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Is the 40 pound baby or the fact that someone knocked up a 600 pound woman the most shocking thing about this story? :blink:

This was my immediate first thought. 

 

 

 

Maybe he got lost in there and thought it was a cave. He was gone so long and was so lonely so he had to......take care of himself in the cave which boom, baby. 

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I think a broomstick was involved at some point..

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The thought that a 600 lb woman would be knocked up... just think about that for a bit. :pinch:

She probably has a lovely personality...

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No kidding.  I'm picky.  My limit is 350 pounds when my BAC reaches .025

 

not sure what drug gets anyone to consider a 600 pounder.

.025? That's like one beer man haha.

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.025? That's like one beer man haha.

He just hornay

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.025? That's like one beer man haha.

 

oops     .25

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I personally refuse to shake the sheets with any woman who I can't bench press. At 600, she barely squeeks by.


Every good American man goes hoggin guys.

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