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How NOT to propose

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How NOT to propose: Hopeless romantic crashes through his neighbours' ROOF after crane he hired to lower him to girlfriend's window topples over 
<ul class="">[*]Hapless Romeo planned to propose to his girlfriend from the basket of a crane at her bedroom window
[*]Cherry picker toppled over and smashed through roof of neighbours' property leaving a massive hole
[*]Up to six flats were evacuated after the building in the Dutch town of Ijsselstein was declared unsafe 
[*]Despite the proposal flop the man's girlfriend reportedly still said 'yes' and they have gone to Paris to celebrate
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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z3LpGdays6

 

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#2

The hilarity is when they attempted to lift the crane off the house it slipped and went through the roof AGAIN. 


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#3

Quote:The hilarity is when they attempted to lift the crane off the house it slipped and went through the roof AGAIN. 
 

Oh, so you were there? Was it You? :teehee: :woot:

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Quote:Oh, so you were there? Was it You? :teehee: :woot:
Who do you think pushed that thing over?

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#5

I figured you were the Crane operator


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Quote:I figured you were the Crane operator
Nah, just the guys in the dark coat that no one ever notices. Unseen and unheard, like an enigma. An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, smothered in secret sauce. 

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#7

How not to propose? - I dunno about that - she did still say "yes" at the end of all that debacle. lol


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#8

NOT ?

 

looks like it werked to me

 

they re rockin it in paris while everyone else is  POed

 

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASICK !


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#9

Quote:Who do you think pushed that thing over?



Backed into it, didn't you??
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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It's a two story building...don't they have ladders over there??
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#11

An omen of the marriage's eventual collapase despite the eleborate efforts of the spouse.


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