I was listening to 1010XL the other morning and the crew was spoofing Henne and Bortles to music... The Eagles tune" Those Shoes" was used for a bit of it and I got creative.. I hope you like it... Oh, by the way, An inside source has it that Bortles will be going in Sunday if Henne ummmm... pulls a Henne. Let's hope he does.

 

                                                            

                                                                              Sung to the tune of "Those Shoes" by The Eagles

 

 


<div>Tell us what you're gonna do Sunday, Henne
There must be some place you can go
Maybe you can take a trip and see your Momma
There must be someone you know
 
We all know you think you're good enough
But you're so bad and the game's so tough
You'll just ensure that we lose
 
Oh no, please don't do that
You just don't belong in those shoes
 
 
Everybody's wishin' Gus would play Blake Bortles
He's earned a place within our hearts
He plays with poise and independence
But we just know you're gonna start
 
You're Captain Check-Down with a fancy car
And if we lose we're gonna hit the bar
We'll drink until we're confused
 
Oh no, you can't do that
You just don't belong in those shoes
 
We'll be lookin' at you, leanin' on you
We'll tell you anything you want to hear
We'll give you tablets of love
Then we're gonna nab you
Maybe stab you
We're gonna bring a shovel and lots of beer
Oooh, we'd better bring gloves
 
You just want someone to toss to
We just wanna get our hands on you
You'd better hope we don't lose
 
Oh no, please don't do that
You just don't belong in those shoes
 
Oh no, you can't do that
You just don't belong in those shoes
 
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I like it, probably sideline material tho

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looks like you're right

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Sung to Hotel California

 

On a bright sunny Sunday, hot sun in my face

Looking at Blake Bortles, his knee in a a brace

The D brought blitzes and lowered the boom

My heart grew heavy, my sight grew dim

The coaches put him in too soon

I grabbed some shade in the hallway

I heard the 3rd quarter bell

I was think to myself

8 years is enough of this effin hell

 

Welcome to Everbank in Duval,

It had a lot of soul

When Morton missed the field goal

Now theres plenty of room at Everbank in Duval

Any time of year, it gets hard to cheer

 

His knee was definitely twisted, it could hardly bend

Coaches looked around and saw they had no more friends

We used to dance at the tailgates, sweet early fall sweat

Now we drink there even more, just to forget

 

So called the Jag message board

Please stop with the whine

They said we've had no spirit here

Since 2009

And those annoying voices keep calling, every day

Wake me up in the middle of the game and ask

So..when is draft day?

 

Welcome to....repeat

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Blakes Life Matters

Sung to Hotel California

 

On a bright sunny Sunday, hot sun in my face

Looking at Blake Bortles, his knee in a a brace

The D brought blitzes and lowered the boom

My heart grew heavy, my sight grew dim

The coaches put him in too soon

I grabbed some shade in the hallway

I heard the 3rd quarter bell

I was think to myself

8 years is enough of this effin hell

 

Welcome to Everbank in Duval,

It had a lot of soul

When Morton missed the field goal

Now theres plenty of room at Everbank in Duval

Any time of year, it gets hard to cheer

 

His knee was definitely twisted, it could hardly bend

Coaches looked around and saw they had no more friends

We used to dance at the tailgates, sweet early fall sweat

Now we drink there even more, just to forget

 

So called the Jag message board

Please stop with the whine

They said we've had no spirit here

Since 2009

And those annoying voices keep calling, every day

Wake me up in the middle of the game and ask

So..when is draft day?

 

Welcome to....repeat

Henley might even get a chuckle out of that.

 

How about Already Gone

 

Sung by Henne

 

Well I heard some coaches talkin just the other day,

And they said they were going to put me on the shelf

Well I got some news for you

Wont win with a QB thats new.

And you'll just have to get more help yourself.

 

Cuz Im already gone,

You can kiss my thong

You wont sing no victory song

whoo hoo hoo

Bye Bye

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Stop It.

Signed,

Glen Frey

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Blakes Life Matters

Stop It.

Signed,

Glen Frey

 

Any relation to Jags fried?

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.