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After Deadly Snake Bite, Australian Man Grabs A Beer

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03-10-2014, 06:23 PM


After Deadly Snake Bite, Australian Man Grabs A Beer
 

What do you do when you've been bitten by one of the deadliest snakes in the world? Crack open a beer, of course.

That's what Rod Sommerville, 54, of Australia, had in mind after he was nipped by a eastern brown snake in his backyard last month.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/10...weird-news

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03-10-2014, 06:56 PM

A man after my own heart. Hey, what else you gonna do? May as well go with a smile on your face and beer in your belly.
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03-10-2014, 07:36 PM

Better than running around, getting all worked up!!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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03-10-2014, 08:10 PM

"I said to myself, 'if I’m going to [die], I’m going to have a beer,'"


That's a pretty awesome quote.

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03-10-2014, 08:24 PM

Quote:"I said to myself, 'if I’m going to [die], <a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.themorningbulletin.com.au/news/rod-eastern-brown-snake-bite-xxxx-gold-ambulance/2192475/'>I’m going to have a beer</a>,'"


That's a pretty awesome quote.


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03-10-2014, 08:25 PM

I'm raising a beer right this instant to this guy.

 

Cheers!

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03-10-2014, 08:25 PM (This post was last modified: 03-10-2014, 08:26 PM by The Drifter.)

Quote:Best quote EVER! Looks like I found my new sig.
 

Be sure to mention his name with your sig

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03-10-2014, 08:29 PM

Quote:"I said to myself, 'if I’m going to [die], I’m going to have a beer,'"


That's a pretty awesome quote.
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03-10-2014, 09:05 PM

Quote:Be sure to mention his name with your sig


Crocodile Dundee?
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03-11-2014, 04:55 AM

I just bought a bunch of angry snakes and a case of beer.
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03-11-2014, 08:49 AM

Quote:I just bought a bunch of angry snakes and a case of beer.
 

Are you sure that it wasn't a bag of gummy worms and some red bull?
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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