#3. DE Jadaveon Clowney

#39. S Ha'sean Clinton-Dix

#70. HB Lache Seastrunk

#101. QB Jimmy Garoppolo

#110. C Bryan Stork

#132. QB Aaron Murray

#138. DT Daniel McCullers

#147. LB Lamin Barrow

#163. CB Rashaad Reynolds

#199. HB Kapri Bibbs

 

Courtesy of a random user using the Fanspeak mock draft generator.

 

Anyways, for those with far too much free time, lets see if anyone on this board can top the ridiculousness of this draft. I'll probably work on mine when I get back from work.

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THERE IS A SKELETON INSIDE OF YOU.

 

RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

If the Jags don't take a QB in the first round, I hope they draft 3 QBs later.  Personally I wouldn't draft Jimmy G with anything higher than a 5th or even 6th round pick. 

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I interpreted the "two QBs" comment by Khan as perhaps an attempt at comedic hyperbole, rather than a statement of fact. If we do draft two QBs, I think it's much more likely to be one early-round guy (one or two) and one late-round guy (five, six or seven). I really don't think the team would take two mid-round QBs.

 

I also doubt that Clinton-Dix is there at 39.

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#3. DE Jadaveon Clowney

#39. S Ha'sean Clinton-Dix

#70. HB Lache Seastrunk

#101. QB Jimmy Garoppolo

#110. C Bryan Stork

#132. QB Aaron Murray

#138. DT Daniel McCullers

#147. LB Lamin Barrow

#163. CB Rashaad Reynolds

#199. HB Kapri Bibbs

 

Courtesy of a random user using the Fanspeak mock draft generator.

 

Anyways, for those with far too much free time, lets see if anyone on this board can top the ridiculousness of this draft. I'll probably work on mine when I get back from work.

 

No doubt our team would be better if the draft fell like this.

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No wide receivers in that mock.

 

And I think people are taking that two QB comment too far. I doubt we actually draft two.

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"A man with no sauce is lost.

<p style="text-align:center;">But that same man can get lost in the sauce."

3

QB TEDDY BRIDGEWATER

LOUISVILLE

39

QB ZACH METTENBERGER

LSU

70

QB JIMMY GAROPPOLO

EASTERN ILLINOIS

101

QB DAVID FALES

SAN JOSE STATE

110

QB BRETT SMITH

WYOMING

132

QB LOGAN THOMAS

VIRGINIA TECH

138

QB TAJH BOYD

CLEMSON

147

QB TOM SAVAGE

PITTSBURGH

163

QB JEFF MATHEWS

CORNELL

199

QB STEPHEN MORRIS

MIAMI

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This is how it came out for me:

 

3

DE JADEVEON CLOWNEY

SOUTH CAROLINA

39

RB TRE MASON

AUBURN

70

QB A.J. MCCARRON

ALABAMA

101

DE GEORGE UKO

USC

110

QB JIMMY GAROPPOLO

EASTERN ILLINOIS

132

WR DEVIN STREET

PITTSBURGH

138

C BRYAN STORK

FLORIDA STATE

147

CB SHAQUILLE RICHARDSON

ARIZONA

163

TE JACOB PEDERSEN

WISCONSIN

199

DT JAY BROMLEY

SYRACUSE

 

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"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."

3

QB TEDDY BRIDGEWATER

LOUISVILLE

39

QB ZACH METTENBERGER

LSU

70

QB JIMMY GAROPPOLO

EASTERN ILLINOIS

101

QB DAVID FALES

SAN JOSE STATE

110

QB BRETT SMITH

WYOMING

132

QB LOGAN THOMAS

VIRGINIA TECH

138

QB TAJH BOYD

CLEMSON

147

QB TOM SAVAGE

PITTSBURGH

163

QB JEFF MATHEWS

CORNELL

199

QB STEPHEN MORRIS

MIAMI

#WinningMock

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

We already have a thread for this, why do we need a second?

 

Anyways, I think this draft tops the OP's:

 

 


<div style="font-size:30px;text-align:center;">3


<div>DE
<span> JADEVEON CLOWNEY </span>
SOUTH CAROLINA

</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:30px;text-align:center;">39


<div>QB
<span> JOHNNY MANZIEL </span>
TEXAS A&M

</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:30px;text-align:center;">70


<div>CB
<span> STANLEY JEAN- BAPTISTE </span>
NEBRASKA

</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:30px;text-align:center;">101


<div>RB
<span> ANDRE WILLIAMS </span>
BOSTON COLLEGE

</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:30px;text-align:center;">110


<div>CB
<span> KEITH MCGILL </span>
UTAH

</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:30px;text-align:center;">132


<div>WR
<span> DEVIN STREET </span>
PITTSBURGH

</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:30px;text-align:center;">138


<div>QB
<span> A.J. MCCARRON </span>
ALABAMA

</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:30px;text-align:center;">147


<div>RB
<span> DE’ANTHONY THOMAS </span>
OREGON

</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:30px;text-align:center;">163


<div>OLB
<span> ADRIAN HUBBARD </span>
ALABAMA

</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:30px;text-align:center;">199


<div>DE
<span> AARON LYNCH </span>
USF

</div>
</div>
 

 

Dream scenario in the second round as 13th rate prospect falls to 39. Draft two tall CB's (6'2 & 6'3") and a RB and WR with size and speed. Grab a second QB as a backup option, then draft one of the fastest players in the draft. Last two picks were whatever.

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