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Washington Man Survives Going Through Wood Chipper

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01-30-2014, 04:28 PM


Washington Man Survives Going Through Wood Chipper
 

Longview, Wash. (CBS SEATTLE) – A Longview man is recovering from serious injuries after he was trapped and sent through a shredding wood chipper machine at work.

 

http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2014/01/30/w...d-chipper/

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01-30-2014, 04:54 PM

It must have jammed, bet he wishes he was dead.

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01-30-2014, 04:56 PM

edit: just read the article, amazing I figured he was way worse off

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01-30-2014, 05:00 PM

I hate it when that happens.
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01-30-2014, 05:01 PM

Quote:I hate it when that happens.
....merely a flesh wound.
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01-30-2014, 05:11 PM

Ha! Small world- my dad works in the ER of that hospital. He's been in New Orleans the last couple days, and missed it. Sad


Sucks.....I would have loved the juicy details.
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01-30-2014, 05:12 PM

I can't see the words "wood chipper" without thinking of Fargo.

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01-30-2014, 06:42 PM

Well, I imagine his nightmares are going to be a little more intense from here on.


"Oh my god I can't stop falling! HOLY [BLEEP] NOW I'M IN A WOOD CHIPPER!!!"
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01-30-2014, 07:11 PM

The guy is a real cut up.

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01-30-2014, 07:20 PM

Quote:....merely a flesh wound.
 

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01-30-2014, 07:38 PM

I thought everything that came out of the exit end of a wood chipper was no larger than a baseball.

 

 

Humpty Dumpty?

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01-31-2014, 03:31 AM

Quote:I thought everything that came out of the exit end of a wood chipper was no larger than a baseball.



Humpty Dumpty?


No, because

all the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again
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