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'I'm An Owl' Says Drunk Driver Troy Prockett Hiding In Tree: Cops

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01-11-2014, 01:06 PM


'I'm An Owl' Says Drunk Driver Troy Prockett Hiding In Tree: Cops
 

A Massachusetts man who allegedly drove drunk before fleeing into the woods climbed a tree and refused to leave.

A Westborough District Court police report first obtained by The Metro West Daily News details the bizarre events.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/10...weird-news

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01-11-2014, 03:55 PM

Who HASN'T tried the old "I'm really just an owl in a tree" defense, though, really?
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01-11-2014, 04:02 PM

He didn't commit.  You have to be the owl.  Then you can fly away.

 

Be the owl, bro. Be the owl. 

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