What if the Jaguars...drafted a hot dog?! I talked to two guys who like to yell at one another on ESPN, one said it was a genius move and hot dog would become the greatest player to ever step on a field. The other said he'd be eaten alive.

 

Just another sweet ESPN "hot take" to talk about.

 

Also, "Is Dak vs. Wentz the new Brady vs. Manning?"    "Could LeBron play tight end in the NFL?"   "Is LeBron the best ever?" "If LeBron was a donut, what kind would he be?" More stuff on LeBron later.

 

Duh-nuh-nunt, nunt-nuh-duh! <----ESPN Theme.

 

 

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BORTLES ISN'T A FRANCHISE QB. FOURNETTE WILL BE A BUST.

Since it's the Jags, we would be lead to believe that we drafted an incredible hot dog. But in the end, it would turn out to be a turd on a stale bun.

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Make the Jags Great Again
Blake Bortles......YOU'RE FIRED!
Dave Caldwell.....YOU'RE FIRED!

Lol

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But Coughlin...

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"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."

I don't get this thread.

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Worst to 1st.  Curse Reversed!

Since it's the Jags, we would be lead to believe that we drafted an incredible hot dog. But in the end, it would turn out to be a turd on a stale bun.

 

A turd stuffed brat is a pretty spot on analogy of this team for the past 9 years.  It looks juicy and delicious until you bite into it and get a mouthful.

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I've been a bit slow to ketchup with this one, but now that I've spotted this topic, I will attack it with relish...


But do we want a hot dog? Wouldn't we prefer to take a chance on a mechanically-recovered meat product in the middle rounds? Or trade down to take a burger?


(And waits for this all to move to the "sideline" forum).

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Since it's the Jags, we would be lead to believe that we drafted an incredible hot dog. But in the end, it would turn out to be a turd on a stale bun.

They'd probably talk about how great hot dog looks in shorts and a shirt on 1010XL for weeks, then he'd just be a total dud come game day.

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BORTLES ISN'T A FRANCHISE QB. FOURNETTE WILL BE A BUST.

I don't get this thread.

Just turn on ESPN for 6, maybe 8 seconds.

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BORTLES ISN'T A FRANCHISE QB. FOURNETTE WILL BE A BUST.

What if the Jaguars...drafted a hot dog?! I talked to two guys who like to yell at one another on ESPN, one said it was a genius move and hot dog would become the greatest player to ever step on a field. The other said he'd be eaten alive.


Just another sweet ESPN "hot take" to talk about.


Also, "Is Dak vs. Wentz the new Brady vs. Manning?" "Could LeBron play tight end in the NFL?" "Is LeBron the best ever?" "If LeBron was a donut, what kind would he be?" More stuff on LeBron later.


Duh-nuh-nunt, nunt-nuh-duh! <----ESPN Theme.

Well we would prob say its a hebrew national, and then it would turn out to be half dog/horse.

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Guess this account is the one now? Rip HR86 2010-2017.

another few minutes of my life that's just been wasted away (reading this thread) .....

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DARKSTAR = The Artist Formerly Known As HURRICANE!!!

Some would call it a sandwich even though they're wrong.

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"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."

.... food for thought.

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DARKSTAR = The Artist Formerly Known As HURRICANE!!!