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Illinois Man Arrested In Donkey Punch Incident

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04-06-2017, 11:01 AM


Illinois Man Arrested In Donkey Punch Incident

An Illinois man is facing animal cruelty charges for allegedly punching a donkey in the face, an attack the suspect recorded and later posted to his Twitter account.
 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/anim...est-738291

 

 

 

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04-06-2017, 11:32 AM

That's not the kind of donkey punch I was expecting it to be about.

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04-06-2017, 11:37 AM

Quote:That's not the kind of donkey punch I was expecting it to be about.
 

Same, I'm actually pleased about that though.
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04-06-2017, 11:47 AM

This is a family message board...
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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04-06-2017, 11:52 AM

I didn't click on the link, for obvious reasons (Drifter).

 

But, did somebody really punch a donkey in the face?

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04-06-2017, 11:59 AM

Mommy? What's a donkey punch?
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04-06-2017, 12:10 PM

Quote:This is a family message board...
 

Do it right and it can lead to enlarging your family.
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04-06-2017, 12:10 PM

Why was he at a birthday party with a petting zoo at 18?
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04-06-2017, 12:12 PM

Quote:Why was he at a birthday party with a petting zoo at 18?
 

Duh, to punch a Donkey.. obviously.
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04-06-2017, 01:04 PM

Quote:Mommy? What's a donkey punch?
 

"Well, you see dear, when a man and a woman love each other very, very much and have made a previous agreement on a mutual safe word..."
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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04-06-2017, 01:33 PM

Quote:Do it right and it can lead to enlarging your family.


Then you're doing it wrong...
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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04-06-2017, 01:45 PM

Quote:Then you're doing it wrong...
 

That's totally not what she said.  :pirate:
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04-06-2017, 02:45 PM

Quote:That's totally not what she said.  :pirate:


Well, we'll let her be the judge then.
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04-06-2017, 03:09 PM

This got weird pretty fast.....

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04-06-2017, 03:13 PM

There's a guy who lives in the town next to mine who was found riding a cow years ago
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04-06-2017, 03:32 PM

Quote:This got weird pretty fast.....

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04-06-2017, 04:14 PM

Quote:That's not the kind of donkey punch I was expecting it to be about.
Exactly. That's punching a donkey, not a donkey punch.

 

HUGE difference. :woot:
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04-06-2017, 05:10 PM

After reading the posts on here, I really don't want to click on the link.   Sick  :blink:



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