https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/drunk...24214.html

 

What do you do as the restaurant, or person receiving the tip? I say it's an expensive lesson!

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TravC59, aka JacksJags. @TravC59 on Twitter
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; "This is really good, you want a bite, Honey?"

"What tip?".... :whistling:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

"What tip?".... :whistling:

 

Bunny!

 

I've been hammered, but not so hammered I mistook a $100 bil for a $1

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Tough call. He bit off more than he could chew. Maybe he was trying to impress his friends that night like an idiot. I'd cut him a break though as the business owner and spot the waitress or waiter that picked up the table that night a $100 in fairness. 

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

"Dude, that was a $10. You are so far beyond drunk. Go home."

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