How many of these ar you guilty of........ :teehee:

 

I'll admit, I fell asleep at a bar 1-2X

 

Things No Self-Respecting Adult Should Do at the Bar

 

I'm often the worst person at the bar: I'm only referred to as "sir," when it's immediately followed by "you're making a scene." There's a period bar in Old San Antonio with my Polaroid on the wall that reads: "Wanted: Preferably Dead." My mom gave birth to me in Chili's Grill & Bar and now we both have lifetime bans -- and it's a damn shame because I really like half-priced apps.

 

 

 

https://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/t...at-the-bar

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

I'm guilty of the post up.

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Well once I start sipping the forty water, it's all down hill from there.

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Your beliefs become your thoughts,
Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become your actions,
Your actions become your habits,
Your habits become your values,
Your values become your destiny.

So tipping the bartender is now up to $2 per drink?

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I consider myself a good tipper, but for greedy reasons. I'll throw a $5 on the bar for a tip and usually my next $7 highball is 75% liquor.

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This had to have been written by a bartender, or in gathering his intel all the writer did was interview bartenders. 

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TravC59, aka JacksJags. @TravC59 on Twitter
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