Jake From State Farm Found Dead In Apartment Bedroom
 

<b>NEW YORK</b> – It is being reported that ‘Jake From State Farm’ was reportedly found dead in his apartment bedroom Saturday night. According to authorities, Jake was killed by his wife after finding him in bed with another woman.

 

http://tmznewsonline.net/jake-from-state...t-bedroom/

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Wearing khakis?

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Mrs. Jake: "Who are you in bed with?!"

Jake: "Lily from AT&T."

Mrs. Jake" "Lily from AT&T at 3 in the morning? WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?"

Lily: "...nothing."

Mrs. Jake: "She looks amazing."

Jake: "Well, she should because she's a hot chick."

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Damn...Jakes wife has a serious attitude problem.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Almost like it's fake.

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"It was Blake Bortles the whole time. They believe in this kid. He reminds me a bit of a young Ben Roethlisberger." ~Mike Mayock

Fake and Old.


http://www.snopes.com/jake-from-state-farm-death-hoax/

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I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 

lol I came across TMZ News Online before, they're a fake news site, just have to take a look at their headlines

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Snopes.com must pay a fee to The Drifter for providing site visits.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Y'all making me rich.......... :teehee:

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Y'all making me rich.......... :teehee:

 

It looks like they got you on this one Drifter.

 

Hey, with as many weird and crazy news story threads that you start, it was bound to happen.

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.

I heard he was banging the Progressive chick.

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It looks like they got you on this one Drifter.


Hey, with as many weird and crazy news story threads that you start, it was bound to happen.

Next time you should Discount Doublecheck

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Next time you should Discount Doublecheck

 

Like a good neighbor.

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Jake from State Farm is an actual guy. A buddy of mine frequents a watering hole in Bloomington where he tends bar on the side part time. He's died a few times according to the interwebs, so much so that they periodically hold an Irish wake where he serves all the beverages.

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Jake from State Farm is an actual guy.

And here I thought "he" was actually an android version of AmeliaAIsland.

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And here I thought "he" was actually an android version of AmeliaAIsland.

He's more like the Conehead version of that commercial.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

You know, I often wonder how much of that treatment people like Aaron Rodgers get in public. People banging on windows or hollering at you for some attention would get old in a hurry. I'd have to have a big pile of money to cry on to put up with it.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Like a good neighbor.

...State farm will overprice their premiums......

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Whether someone has a liberal, or conservative viewpoint, a authoritative figure should not lock a thread for the sole purpose to get the last word in all the while prohibiting someone else from being able to respond.

You know, I often wonder how much of that treatment people like Aaron Rodgers get in public. People banging on windows or hollering at you for some attention would get old in a hurry. I'd have to have a big pile of money to cry on to put up with it.

I'm sure it's like Troy Aikman in that beer commercial, tired of people asking him to throw them a pass and unwilling to comply, but polite about it at the same time. I just can't see guys like Aaron Rodgers or Cam Newton teeing off on a fan.

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