I have to wear SPF 30 in the office, the florescents are just too much.

Do you work in a circus?

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Do you work in a circus?

It feels that way most days.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

I also read she was about to become homeless. Only offers she has is for reality TV and in the adult entertainment industry........

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I also read she was about to become homeless. Only offers she has is for reality TV and in the adult entertainment industry........

 

LOL.  The irony.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Conservatives love labels to:


Whites

Coloreds/Negroes

Orientials

Beaners

Japs


List goes on and on

LOL.  [BLEEP] is wrong with you?

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Kaishakunin for hire.

* (disclaimer) If you think I'm serious, hit yourself in the face w/ a hammer.

 

Conservatives love labels to:


Whites

Coloreds/Negroes

Orientials

Beaners

Japs


List goes on and on

 

So why is the "n" word [BLEEP] in the word fitter but not "beaners"?  I am "offended".  

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

So why is the "n" word [BAD WORD REMOVED] in the word fitter but not "beaners"? I am "offended".

Better watch out man. I got a point on my Jungle membership for bypassing the potty mouth filter. By the way is there an online class that I can take to get this removed?

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Better watch out man. I got a point on my Jungle membership for bypassing the potty mouth filter. By the way is there an online class that I can take to get this removed?

You need to make a small donation to the head mod (Jdub) to have the point removed..

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You need to make a small donation to the head mod (Jdub) to have the point removed..

I don't make alot of money selling myself on Main street these days. Hopefully paying in potatoes will do.

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Seriously? You think those are conservative traits?

"Wow eee"

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As someone who identifies as an Apache Attack Helicopter, I support her in this transition. 

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Calling Deshawn Watson a future bust since 3/19/17. If I eat crow, I will keep this in here and proclaim JackCity a genius. 

You know what - It's not worth it.

 

As much as I would love to have fun with the jack booted admin, I'll save it for another day.

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 

As someone who identifies as an Apache Attack Helicopter, I support her in this transition. 

 

All right Bender, you've outted your Alt.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato