That would have been one wrecked rectum...

Rectum?!


Dang near killed 'im!

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Wasn't this an episode of South Park?

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Wasn't this an episode of South Park?

 

This thread?

 

Yes.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Oh, THAT kind of stool.  I thought TMD resurfaced.

They didn't say the stool was upside down...

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

The official unit of measurement of fecal samples is the couric, which is equivalent to 2.5 pounds, or 1.3398 kg

As in Katie Couric... Ahhh... The plot thickens...

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
;
Charles Schultz
;
 
;
"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
;
T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

As in Katie Couric... Ahhh... The plot thickens...

And her husband died of colon cancer!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Oh, THAT kind of stool.  I thought TMD resurfaced.

Post of the day! :thumbsup:

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 

Ya know, I was hoping nobody would find out about this. Whatever happened to doctor-patient confidentiality???

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<FONT size=3>The secret to surfing is don't do anything.</FONT>

It was removed from his colon, not his brain.

There's a difference?

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Talk about a pain in the [BLEEP].....

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Holy [BLEEP]!

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Your beliefs become your thoughts,
Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become your actions,
Your actions become your habits,
Your habits become your values,
Your values become your destiny.

Holy [BAD WORD REMOVED]!

I doubt it had been blessed.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

the human body is both amazing and completely disgusting.

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Coincidentally im droppin the kids off at that pool as we speak

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Coincidentally im droppin the kids off at that pool as we speak

Remember to wash your hands...and wipe down your phone with Clorox wipes!! :blink:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???