I really don't want to buy your kid's cookies, wrapping paper, pretzels, etc., etc.,...

How about you really don't want to buy your own kids cookies, wrapping paper, etc!! It's all a scam...they know the parents will get sucked in!!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Traded up from a cute girl to the world's most desirable woman.


Jennifer Anniston was the 3rd cutest girl on "Friends".

This.... Jolie>>>>Anniston

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I really don't want to buy your kid's cookies, wrapping paper, pretzels, etc., etc.,...

No, your in the majority. It's just most people just play along and buy the cheapest thing in the book. Do what I do. Just walk around the neighborhood with bed head and just your undies at 5:30 at night. Steal any football, baseball, soccer all, or whatever that falls in your yard. If a milk jug blows out of the neighbors recycle bin, do your best scobee impression and kick it anywhere in their yard. No one will be ringing your doorbell guaranteed.

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No, your in the majority. It's just most people just play along and buy the cheapest thing in the book. Do what I do. Just walk around the neighborhood with bed head and just your undies at 5:30 at night. Steal any football, baseball, soccer all, or whatever that falls in your yard. If a milk jug blows out of the neighbors recycle bin, do your best score impression and kick it anywhere in their yard. No one will be ringing your doorbell guaranteed.

Large dogs help as well.

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Large dogs help as well.

Well, yeah. Sure. I guess one could go that route.








I gotta go comb my hair and put clothes on so I can go to the pet adoption place. My neighbors hate me.

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I have this sign on my door...seems to work okay.



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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

This.... Jolie>>>>Anniston

 

meh, Jolie is another overrated one. 

 

 

 

Jennifer Anniston was the 3rd cutest girl on "Friends".

 

Disagree strongly here. 

 

Pheobe?? Seriously??? I couldn't stand her for 5 minutes. 

 

and the brunette was nothing special at all.

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Traded up from a cute girl to the world's most desirable woman.

 

Jennifer Anniston was the 3rd cutest girl on "Friends".

 

Eh, Jolie got an alien face.

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"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football" - John Heisman

Eh, Jolie got an alien face.

And her head looks to big for her body!!




The only think Jolie has over Anniston is the extreme freak factor she has going! You know she's doing double handsprings and adding a back flip to her dismount while Anniston is worried about getting her hair messed up!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

And her head looks to big for her body!!




The only think Jolie has over Anniston is the extreme freak factor she has going! You know she's doing double handsprings and adding a back flip to her dismount while Anniston is worried about getting her hair messed up!

 

Yeah, I should of just said alien head, alien head's have alien faces.

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"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football" - John Heisman

And her head looks to big for her body!!

 

 

yep, walking candy-apple!

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Eh, Jolie got an alien face.

But those lips...

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Yeah, I should of just said alien head, alien head's have alien faces.

She could have been one of those freaky ones...human head and body with alien face!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

But those lips...

The original duck face! :thumbsup:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

The original duck face! :thumbsup:

Yeah...I'd like to be her duck call.

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Yeah...I'd like to be her duck call.

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen is how Jolie stole Anniston's man!! :whistling:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen is how Jolie stole Anniston's man!! :whistling:

 

she should have the same thing done to her. Karma.

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she should have the same thing done to her. Karma.

Yeah, but with 27 children...and probably various STD's by now (she was with Billy Bob!!) who is gonna want him??

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Yeah, but with 27 children...and probably various STD's by now (she was with Billy Bob!!) who is gonna want him??

 

You can't get STD's from a duck call.  Or so i've been told.

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"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football" - John Heisman

Yeah, but with 27 children...and probably various STD's by now (she was with Billy Bob!!) who is gonna want him??

 

 

 

ahahahhaha! true. 

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