Oh comon Jax, you've been a franchise for like 20 years. Your attendance is always near the bottom of the league. You had the second easiest schedule in the league. Your team is in a larger market then Buffalo (and we have blizzards and 20 degree games) yet our fans show up in larger numbers than your fans. The Bills will win tomorrow but will lose in divisional round.  You're delusional if you think Jax will win.

Your mother smells like chicken wings.

...and tell her to shave that mustache

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Your mother smells like chicken wings.

...and tell her to shave that mustache

I’d be more worried about her back hair first.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

...and tell her to shave that mustache

I’d be more worried about her back hair first.

I guess that’s how they stay warm up there?

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I’d be more worried about her back hair first.

I guess that’s how they stay warm up there?

That's how he gets purchase.

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You talk alot of heat for the joke of a franchise you are. I can't wait to put your tears in a glass Sunday night and drink them. There is absolutely no chance your team is going to win. You are the laughing stock of the league. I don't understand your fandom for this [BLEEP] team. Can one of you tell my why you like to root for this team?

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You talk alot of heat for the joke of a franchise you are. I can't wait to put your tears in a glass Sunday night and drink them. There is absolutely no chance your team is going to win. You are the laughing stock of the league. I don't understand your fandom for this [BLEEP] team. Can one of you tell my why you like to root for this team?

 Yeah cause we're not into bad weather, noxious BO, hairy women or douchebaggery.  If we were, we'd all be Bills fans I assure you.

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You talk alot of heat for the joke of a franchise you are. I can't wait to put your tears in a glass Sunday night and drink them. There is absolutely no chance your team is going to win. You are the laughing stock of the league. I don't understand your fandom for this [BLEEP] team. Can one of you tell my why you like to root for this team?

 Yeah cause we're not into bad weather, noxious BO, hairy women or douchebaggery.  If we were, we'd all be Bills fans I assure you.

Don't forget the fact that the nearby tourist attraction can't be described as "infinitely better on the Canadian side".

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You talk alot of heat for the joke of a franchise you are. I can't wait to put your tears in a glass Sunday night and drink them. There is absolutely no chance your team is going to win. You are the laughing stock of the league. I don't understand your fandom for this [BLEEP] team. Can one of you tell my why you like to root for this team?

Because they knocked Jim Kelly into retirement?

Because if Boselli and Bruce Smith were in prison during their careers, Boselli would have traded Smith for cigarettes?

Because we fleeced you out of 1st and 4th round picks for Rob freaking Johnson?

Because we stole your coach from you and you are still butt hurt about it?

Because we fleeced you out of Marcell Dareus for a 5th round pick?

Because we have the stadium you wish you had?

Because we're in Florida and you are in Buffahole?

Save the "oh yeah? At least we've been to the Super Bowl" smack.  Besides the fact the NFC East ran a train on you and you still wound up ringless, it took you thirty years to finally reach your first.  While no Super Bowl appearances for us in 22 seasons before this one isn't ideal, it still puts us no further behind schedule than you guys at this stage in our existence.

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Worst to 1st.  Curse Reversed!

 Yeah cause we're not into bad weather, noxious BO, hairy women or douchebaggery.  If we were, we'd all be Bills fans I assure you.

Don't forget the fact that the nearby tourist attraction can't be described as "infinitely better on the Canadian side".

Not to mention the fact that the Niagara Rivers jumps off a steep cliff just to get away from Buffalo.

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You talk alot of heat for the joke of a franchise you are. I can't wait to put your tears in a glass Sunday night and drink them. There is absolutely no chance your team is going to win. You are the laughing stock of the league. I don't understand your fandom for this [BLEEP] team. Can one of you tell my why you like to root for this team?

Because they knocked Jim Kelly into retirement?

Because if Boselli and Bruce Smith were in prison during their careers, Boselli would have traded Smith for cigarettes?

Because we fleeced you out of 1st and 4th round picks for Rob freaking Johnson?

Because we stole your coach from you and you are still butt hurt about it?

Because we fleeced you out of Marcell Dareus for a 5th round pick?

Because we have the stadium you wish you had?

Because we're in Florida and you are in Buffahole?

Save the "oh yeah? At least we've been to the Super Bowl" smack.  Besides the fact the NFC East ran a train on you and you still wound up ringless, it took you thirty years to finally reach your first.  While no Super Bowl appearances for us in 22 seasons before this one isn't ideal, it still puts us no further behind schedule than you guys at this stage in our existence.

LOL

That about sums it up.

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You talk alot of heat for the joke of a franchise you are. I can't wait to put your tears in a glass Sunday night and drink them. There is absolutely no chance your team is going to win. You are the laughing stock of the league. I don't understand your fandom for this [BLEEP] team. Can one of you tell my why you like to root for this team?

Because they knocked Jim Kelly into retirement?

Because if Boselli and Bruce Smith were in prison during their careers, Boselli would have traded Smith for cigarettes?

Because we fleeced you out of 1st and 4th round picks for Rob freaking Johnson?

Because we stole your coach from you and you are still butt hurt about it?

Because we fleeced you out of Marcell Dareus for a 5th round pick?

Because we have the stadium you wish you had?

Because we're in Florida and you are in Buffahole?

Save the "oh yeah? At least we've been to the Super Bowl" smack.  Besides the fact the NFC East ran a train on you and you still wound up ringless, it took you thirty years to finally reach your first.  While no Super Bowl appearances for us in 22 seasons before this one isn't ideal, it still puts us no further behind schedule than you guys at this stage in our existence.

Bullseye unleashed!

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Don't forget the fact that the nearby tourist attraction can't be described as "infinitely better on the Canadian side".

Not to mention the fact that the Niagara Rivers jumps off a steep cliff just to get away from Buffalo

...and our river flows North towards us!

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You talk alot of heat for the joke of a franchise you are. I can't wait to put your tears in a glass Sunday night and drink them. There is absolutely no chance your team is going to win. You are the laughing stock of the league. I don't understand your fandom for this [BLEEP] team. Can one of you tell my why you like to root for this team?

Because they knocked Jim Kelly into retirement?

Because if Boselli and Bruce Smith were in prison during their careers, Boselli would have traded Smith for cigarettes?

Because we fleeced you out of 1st and 4th round picks for Rob freaking Johnson?

Because we stole your coach from you and you are still butt hurt about it?

Because we fleeced you out of Marcell Dareus for a 5th round pick?

Because we have the stadium you wish you had?

Because we're in Florida and you are in Buffahole?

Save the "oh yeah? At least we've been to the Super Bowl" smack.  Besides the fact the NFC East ran a train on you and you still wound up ringless, it took you thirty years to finally reach your first.  While no Super Bowl appearances for us in 22 seasons before this one isn't ideal, it still puts us no further behind schedule than you guys at this stage in our existence.

No one likes Doug Maroon, I prefer not punting when im in field goal range.
Marcell Dareus didn't fit our team, he didn't fit in with our winning culture. (ps he will get suspended before you know it)
Buffalo could easily get a new stadium, in fact NY tried to push us to get one, but we love the Ralph. 
Oh Cool Bro!! You're in Florida.... Oh! thats right, the poor, high crime, cold north part of Florida.
1964, 1965 AFL Champions 1966 Runner up. 1970's broke the rushing record. Won 10x Division championships, 4x Superbowl appearances, The greatest comeback in NFL history, and the list goes on.

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Because they knocked Jim Kelly into retirement?

Because if Boselli and Bruce Smith were in prison during their careers, Boselli would have traded Smith for cigarettes?

Because we fleeced you out of 1st and 4th round picks for Rob freaking Johnson?

Because we stole your coach from you and you are still butt hurt about it?

Because we fleeced you out of Marcell Dareus for a 5th round pick?

Because we have the stadium you wish you had?

Because we're in Florida and you are in Buffahole?

Save the "oh yeah? At least we've been to the Super Bowl" smack.  Besides the fact the NFC East ran a train on you and you still wound up ringless, it took you thirty years to finally reach your first.  While no Super Bowl appearances for us in 22 seasons before this one isn't ideal, it still puts us no further behind schedule than you guys at this stage in our existence.

No one likes Doug Maroon, I prefer not punting when im in field goal range.
Marcell Dareus didn't fit our team, he didn't fit in with our winning culture. (ps he will get suspended before you know it)
Buffalo could easily get a new stadium, in fact NY tried to push us to get one, but we love the Ralph. 
Oh Cool Bro!! You're in Florida.... Oh! thats right, the poor, high crime, cold north part of Florida.
1964, 1965 AFL Champions 1966 Runner up. 1970's broke the rushing record. Won 10x Division championships, 4x Superbowl appearances, The greatest comeback in NFL history, and the list goes on.

Yey, with all these historical “accomplishments”, here you are, on a Jags forum thumpin on them man boobs! Don’t worry, you can once again be a part of history...albeit as yet again a runner up.

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Enjoy your tarps at your stadium.
P.S Blakey Blake has a 21-40 record as a starter.
Tyrod is 22-20 and a 2x pro bowler with a substantially higher QBR. 
Good luck on Sunday!

With Love,

lots of love...

- The Process

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Because they knocked Jim Kelly into retirement?

Because if Boselli and Bruce Smith were in prison during their careers, Boselli would have traded Smith for cigarettes?

Because we fleeced you out of 1st and 4th round picks for Rob freaking Johnson?

Because we stole your coach from you and you are still butt hurt about it?

Because we fleeced you out of Marcell Dareus for a 5th round pick?

Because we have the stadium you wish you had?

Because we're in Florida and you are in Buffahole?

Save the "oh yeah? At least we've been to the Super Bowl" smack.  Besides the fact the NFC East ran a train on you and you still wound up ringless, it took you thirty years to finally reach your first.  While no Super Bowl appearances for us in 22 seasons before this one isn't ideal, it still puts us no further behind schedule than you guys at this stage in our existence.

No one likes Doug Maroon, I prefer not punting when im in field goal range.
Marcell Dareus didn't fit our team, he didn't fit in with our winning culture. (ps he will get suspended before you know it)
Buffalo could easily get a new stadium, in fact NY tried to push us to get one, but we love the Ralph. 
Oh Cool Bro!! You're in Florida.... Oh! thats right, the poor, high crime, cold north part of Florida.
1964, 1965 AFL Champions 1966 Runner up. 1970's broke the rushing record. Won 10x Division championships, 4x Superbowl appearances, The greatest comeback in NFL history, and the list goes on.

No one in Buffahole likes Doug Marrone because he left that dumpster fire of a franchise and landfill of a town.  Nobody except the Bills fans who liked that he gave you your first winning season in ten years, and Pegula, who admitted he wanted Marrone to stay.

Marcell Dareus didn't fit?  Yes, he fits on teams that like to stop the run.  Winning culture?!?  You guys haven't won a playoff game since the year we came into the league.  The year after we came into the league, we punked you in your house in the playoffs.

Right...you could easily get a new stadium...but you like old and dilapidated digs, because you are in Buffahole.  You know no better.

Let's see...poor high crime north part of Florida vs. poorer, high crime, north part of New York?  Edge Jaguars.

1964-65 AFL Champions and 1966 runner up?  You would have been better off claiming allegiance to the USFL's Philadelphia/Baltimore Stars.  At least 8 track tapes had moved to obsolescence by the time those accomplishments were made.

1970s rushing record was broken?  Yep.  That guy was a killer!

10 X division champs?  Your franchise is almost 60 years old.  You are bragging about winning the division once every six years-certainly not once this millenium?  I guess that's something.

Greatest comeback in NFL history?  Where did it get you?  Punked.

The list goes on?  Of course it does.  You were 0 for the decade against the fish, and pretty much 0- for the last two decades against the Patriots.

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Worst to 1st.  Curse Reversed!

You talk alot of heat for the joke of a franchise you are. I can't wait to put your tears in a glass Sunday night and drink them. There is absolutely no chance your team is going to win. You are the laughing stock of the league. I don't understand your fandom for this [BLEEP] team. Can one of you tell my why you like to root for this team?

Because they knocked Jim Kelly into retirement?

Because if Boselli and Bruce Smith were in prison during their careers, Boselli would have traded Smith for cigarettes?

Because we fleeced you out of 1st and 4th round picks for Rob freaking Johnson?

Because we stole your coach from you and you are still butt hurt about it?

Because we fleeced you out of Marcell Dareus for a 5th round pick?

Because we have the stadium you wish you had?

Because we're in Florida and you are in Buffahole?

Save the "oh yeah? At least we've been to the Super Bowl" smack.  Besides the fact the NFC East ran a train on you and you still wound up ringless, it took you thirty years to finally reach your first.  While no Super Bowl appearances for us in 22 seasons before this one isn't ideal, it still puts us no further behind schedule than you guys at this stage in our existence.

Wow.. things have gotten kinda crazy over here. Sorry. Please don't let some of this nonsense be indicative of all Bills fans. I promise we aren't all total homers. Shame, 2 franchises having a fun year pitted against each other in rd 1. No need for the bashing on both sides. This will be fun!!!

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Enjoy your tarps at your stadium.
P.S Blakey Blake has a 21-40 record as a starter.
Tyrod is 22-20 and a 2x pro bowler with a substantially higher QBR. 
Good luck on Sunday!

With Love,

lots of love...

- The Process

Jags have the best secondary in the league. Not worried about Tyrod Taylor.

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"Let me show you how we do things in Buffalo."

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Juat under 26 more hours till the elite d beats down this sorry bills offense that will never get past their own 50 yard line.

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