Waaait a minute!   I smell a rat!    I think Omaha has reinvented himself as JUNGLE CAT 2017.  

Just look at the writing style.   Just look at the ridiculous content.   It's gotta be satire, and it's gotta be Omaha writing it.

You don't remember JungleCat from the old message board?  Guy was a YUGE McCarron fan when he came out.  

Jungle Cat

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Bucky Brooks mock drafted A.J. McCarron being drafted with the very next pick.

 

I said well before the draft that McCarron has the most amount of elite talent since Andrew Luck. I even took him as the Jaguars GM in the annual mock draft.

 

How humiliating will it be to the Jaguars' front office if I am 100% correct and the Texans have a quarterback that turns into the next Tom Brady?

I remember him. 

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I was wrong. So where thousands and thousands of media outlets. So was NBC Sports. Numerous media outlets spewed about New England. It happens.

Nevertheless, McCarron will NOT be coming to Jacksonville to guide the Jaguars' offense. That was NOT the object. The object was to bring in serious competition for Biff, the guy who can't complete a pass twelve feet in front of him some times.

Good for A. J. McCarron. The guy paid his dues and WAS being tamped down by Cincinnati. We may or may not find the details of this "false report". Was there a verbal offer made? Probably. Unless you have access to NSA servers, you really don't know one way or the other. People lie their faces off all the time when private conversations come to the light of day. Human nature. Oh, how the Patriots have LIED over the years.

So knock McCarron for believing he can be the next Tom Brady? Really? I guess these days not every kid grows up wanting to be a quarterback. There are plenty of quarterbacks in the NFL doing their best to emulate him. I wonder who Kurt Warner was pretending to be when he was heaving paper towel rolls down the back room of the grocery store?

So make fools of yourselves at my expense for a while. Show everybody reading what primitive brains act like unfettered by reason.

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I was wrong. 

LAWD, Why didnt he just stop there?

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Formerly known as The Real Joker

Show everybody reading what primitive brains act like unfettered by reason.

We'll never top your penultimate example these past days.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Show everybody reading what primitive brains act like unfettered by reason.

You already have.

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Season Ticket holder since 2004.

 

        

Oh it gets better! This is so enjoyable.

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I was wrong. 

LAWD, Why didnt he just stop there?

Why are you asking somebody else? That's somewhat offensive, no?

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LAWD, Why didnt he just stop there?

Why are you asking somebody else? That's somewhat offensive, no?

Your obsession with AJ mccarron is more than somewhat offensive, so I wouldn't worry about that.

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Coughlin when asked if winning will be a focus: "What the hell else is there? This is nice and dandy, but winning is what all this is about."

I was wrong. So where thousands and thousands of media outlets. So was NBC Sports. Numerous media outlets spewed about New England. It happens.

Nevertheless, McCarron will NOT be coming to Jacksonville to guide the Jaguars' offense. That was NOT the object. The object was to bring in serious competition for Biff, the guy who can't complete a pass twelve feet in front of him some times.

Good for A. J. McCarron. The guy paid his dues and WAS being tamped down by Cincinnati. We may or may not find the details of this "false report". Was there a verbal offer made? Probably. Unless you have access to NSA servers, you really don't know one way or the other. People lie their faces off all the time when private conversations come to the light of day. Human nature. Oh, how the Patriots have LIED over the years.

So knock McCarron for believing he can be the next Tom Brady? Really? I guess these days not every kid grows up wanting to be a quarterback. There are plenty of quarterbacks in the NFL doing their best to emulate him. I wonder who Kurt Warner was pretending to be when he was heaving paper towel rolls down the back room of the grocery store?

So make fools of yourselves at my expense for a while. Show everybody reading what primitive brains act like unfettered by reason.

Much like you try to do with your little mancrush, you over-inflate the numbers to salve the pain of being wrong...again...and again.  Thousands and thousands of media outlets?  List them, Mrs. McCarron.

Good for McCarron.  He's going to a team where he'll ultimately wind up being the backup to whoever they draft.  Awesome.  

Keep spinning the false report if it helps with your McCarron butter churning.  The rest of the world simply laughs at you over this bizarre obsession you have.  It might be time to recommend that McCarron get a restraining order before  you start sizing him up for one of those Buffalo Bob skin suits.

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I was wrong. So where thousands and thousands of media outlets. So was NBC Sports. Numerous media outlets spewed about New England. It happens.

Nevertheless, McCarron will NOT be coming to Jacksonville to guide the Jaguars' offense. That was NOT the object. The object was to bring in serious competition for Biff, the guy who can't complete a pass twelve feet in front of him some times.

Good for A. J. McCarron. The guy paid his dues and WAS being tamped down by Cincinnati. We may or may not find the details of this "false report". Was there a verbal offer made? Probably. Unless you have access to NSA servers, you really don't know one way or the other. People lie their faces off all the time when private conversations come to the light of day. Human nature. Oh, how the Patriots have LIED over the years.

So knock McCarron for believing he can be the next Tom Brady? Really? I guess these days not every kid grows up wanting to be a quarterback. There are plenty of quarterbacks in the NFL doing their best to emulate him. I wonder who Kurt Warner was pretending to be when he was heaving paper towel rolls down the back room of the grocery store?

So make fools of yourselves at my expense for a while. Show everybody reading what primitive brains act like unfettered by reason.

Much like you try to do with your little mancrush, you over-inflate the numbers to salve the pain of being wrong...again...and again.  Thousands and thousands of media outlets?  List them, Mrs. McCarron.

Good for McCarron.  He's going to a team where he'll ultimately wind up being the backup to whoever they draft.  Awesome.  

Keep spinning the false report if it helps with your McCarron butter churning.  The rest of the world simply laughs at you over this bizarre obsession you have.  It might be time to recommend that McCarron get a restraining order before  you start sizing him up for one of those Buffalo Bob skin suits.

His salary plus signing bonus this year totals $4.9M guaranteed, with another $2M tied to playing time. Not a single GM offered McCarron as much as $5M this year, which is Henne level salary. Does that make JungleCat smarter than all 32 GMs?

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"Why should I give information to you when all you want to do is find something wrong with it?"

I was wrong. So where thousands and thousands of media outlets. So was NBC Sports. Numerous media outlets spewed about New England. It happens.

Nevertheless, McCarron will NOT be coming to Jacksonville to guide the Jaguars' offense. That was NOT the object. The object was to bring in serious competition for Biff, the guy who can't complete a pass twelve feet in front of him some times.

Good for A. J. McCarron. The guy paid his dues and WAS being tamped down by Cincinnati. We may or may not find the details of this "false report". Was there a verbal offer made? Probably. Unless you have access to NSA servers, you really don't know one way or the other. People lie their faces off all the time when private conversations come to the light of day. Human nature. Oh, how the Patriots have LIED over the years.

So knock McCarron for believing he can be the next Tom Brady? Really? I guess these days not every kid grows up wanting to be a quarterback. There are plenty of quarterbacks in the NFL doing their best to emulate him. I wonder who Kurt Warner was pretending to be when he was heaving paper towel rolls down the back room of the grocery store?

So make fools of yourselves at my expense for a while. Show everybody reading what primitive brains act like unfettered by reason.

Much like you try to do with your little mancrush, you over-inflate the numbers to salve the pain of being wrong...again...and again.  Thousands and thousands of media outlets?  List them, Mrs. McCarron.

Good for McCarron.  He's going to a team where he'll ultimately wind up being the backup to whoever they draft.  Awesome.  

Keep spinning the false report if it helps with your McCarron butter churning.  The rest of the world simply laughs at you over this bizarre obsession you have.  It might be time to recommend that McCarron get a restraining order before  you start sizing him up for one of those Buffalo Bob skin suits.

I don't have it. You fully know when Tebow was supposed to be in town for a physical ahead of a trade with the Jets', news spread everywhere. It turned out he was bowling with a girlfriend during the Jets' bye week.

McCarron signed for $5 million per year with incentives possibly jacking it up to $6.5. How much was Chad Henne making each year he powdered the diaper of Lil' Biffy? McCarron is now a presumptive starting quarterback in the NFL. Let that sink in for a while.

If we agreed to terms with McCarron, we'd have had him to back up Bortles (provided he was given a chance to earn the starting job and failed to be better). Why are you against the probability that McCarron would have won the starting job? Doesn't that equate in your head that IF he won the starting job, A. J. McCarron would have shown folks he is better than Biff?

That's just being over-protective. Coddling. It's just strange to think Biff has a adult diaper on under all his football gear.

Watched ESPN this afternoon and Bill Polian was very talkative. He said that the Bills made a terrific move sending Taylor packing. He said McCarron has a limited amount of games, but he was doing some wonderful things when he did get starts.

As for teams like the Jaguars balking due to "not enough", he pointed out that Garoppollo had VERY little experience before San Francisco agreed to trade for him. It was unclear to him why McCarron was not equally valued.


Tedy Bruschi added that the Buffalo Bills are already a very good team. He liked them adding McCarron and said to make no mistake McCarron will be their opening day quarterback. he said with a QB like McCarron, with so much confidence in his game, the challenge of seeing Tom Brady twice a year is a lot less for the Bills.

The excuse for NOT bringing McCarron in here to vie for the starting quarterback job isn't really valid.

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Much like you try to do with your little mancrush, you over-inflate the numbers to salve the pain of being wrong...again...and again.  Thousands and thousands of media outlets?  List them, Mrs. McCarron.

Good for McCarron.  He's going to a team where he'll ultimately wind up being the backup to whoever they draft.  Awesome.  

Keep spinning the false report if it helps with your McCarron butter churning.  The rest of the world simply laughs at you over this bizarre obsession you have.  It might be time to recommend that McCarron get a restraining order before  you start sizing him up for one of those Buffalo Bob skin suits.

I don't have it. You fully know when Tebow was supposed to be in town for a physical ahead of a trade with the Jets', news spread everywhere. It turned out he was bowling with a girlfriend during the Jets' bye week.

McCarron signed for $5 million per year with incentives possibly jacking it up to $6.5. How much was Chad Henne making each year he powdered the diaper of Lil' Biffy? McCarron is now a presumptive starting quarterback in the NFL. Let that sink in for a while.

If we agreed to terms with McCarron, we'd have had him to back up Bortles (provided he was given a chance to earn the starting job and failed to be better). Why are you against the probability that McCarron would have won the starting job? Doesn't that equate in your head that IF he won the starting job, A. J. McCarron would have shown folks he is better than Biff?

That's just being over-protective. Coddling. It's just strange to think Biff has a adult diaper on under all his football gear.

Watched ESPN this afternoon and Bill Polian was very talkative. He said that the Bills made a terrific move sending Taylor packing. He said McCarron has a limited amount of games, but he was doing some wonderful things when he did get starts.

As for teams like the Jaguars balking due to "not enough", he pointed out that Garoppollo had VERY little experience before San Francisco agreed to trade for him. It was unclear to him why McCarron was not equally valued.


Tedy Bruschi added that the Buffalo Bills are already a very good team. He liked them adding McCarron and said to make no mistake McCarron will be their opening day quarterback. he said with a QB like McCarron, with so much confidence in his game, the challenge of seeing Tom Brady twice a year is a lot less for the Bills.

The excuse for NOT bringing McCarron in here to vie for the starting quarterback job isn't really valid.

hahahahahahahahaha

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Much like you try to do with your little mancrush, you over-inflate the numbers to salve the pain of being wrong...again...and again.  Thousands and thousands of media outlets?  List them, Mrs. McCarron.

Good for McCarron.  He's going to a team where he'll ultimately wind up being the backup to whoever they draft.  Awesome.  

Keep spinning the false report if it helps with your McCarron butter churning.  The rest of the world simply laughs at you over this bizarre obsession you have.  It might be time to recommend that McCarron get a restraining order before  you start sizing him up for one of those Buffalo Bob skin suits.

His salary plus signing bonus this year totals $4.9M guaranteed, with another $2M tied to playing time. Not a single GM offered McCarron as much as $5M this year, which is Henne level salary. Does that make JungleCat smarter than all 32 GMs?

Here you are mincing contract details to support the failure to secure the services of EITHER A. J. McCarron or Chad Henne.

Dollar values mean nothing.  We'll see how much money means when Bortles discovers the Jaguars hoodwinked him into a retrograde salary scale. Interesting his contract has him taking less than average salary while the normal salaries across the NFL for starting QBs are escalating to unimaginable heights. Or do I read his contract wrong?

At least he's under a cheap contract. Teams are more likely going to trade for him now.

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His salary plus signing bonus this year totals $4.9M guaranteed, with another $2M tied to playing time. Not a single GM offered McCarron as much as $5M this year, which is Henne level salary. Does that make JungleCat smarter than all 32 GMs?

Here you are mincing contract details to support the failure to secure the services of EITHER A. J. McCarron or Chad Henne.

Dollar values mean nothing.  We'll see how much money means when Bortles discovers the Jaguars hoodwinked him into a retrograde salary scale. Interesting his contract has him taking less than average salary while the normal salaries across the NFL for starting QBs are escalating to unimaginable heights. Or do I read his contract wrong?

At least he's under a cheap contract. Teams are more likely going to trade for him now.

Not signing McCarron or Henne wasn't a "failure," that was a gram slam home run.

Are you still not realizing you grossly overvalued McCarron compared to what the NFL GMs thought?

And Bortles contract has nothing to do with the topic. It's as pertinent as: "Look, a squirrel !!!"

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"Why should I give information to you when all you want to do is find something wrong with it?"

JDubCat gonna JDub.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Here you are mincing contract details to support the failure to secure the services of EITHER A. J. McCarron or Chad Henne.

Dollar values mean nothing.  We'll see how much money means when Bortles discovers the Jaguars hoodwinked him into a retrograde salary scale. Interesting his contract has him taking less than average salary while the normal salaries across the NFL for starting QBs are escalating to unimaginable heights. Or do I read his contract wrong?

At least he's under a cheap contract. Teams are more likely going to trade for him now.

Not signing McCarron or Henne wasn't a "failure," that was a gram slam home run.

Are you still not realizing you grossly overvalued McCarron compared to what the NFL GMs thought?

And Bortles contract has nothing to do with the topic. It's as pertinent as: "Look, a squirrel !!!"

I do not know what ANY NFL GM thinks. Every year NFL GMs lose their jobs due to arrogance, unwillingness, and bad scouting.

Not one NFL GM has candidly said that A. J. McCarron can't start in the NFL. Most are simply following the old herd mentality consensus that management is right and labor is wrong. There's this tendency for NFL teams to black ball players, who challenge them in litigious ways. The NFL challenged A. J. McCarron's grievance all the way to court. The league office hates being challenged and losing. McCarron won. The NFL lost. To suggest this meant nothing to NFL GMs demonstrates a lack of knowledge of how NFL owners and their executives see themselves.

McCarron, for his part, openly stated he would accept a lesser deal any NFL team - willing to give him a chance to COMPETE for their starting QB job - would make him. The Jaguars are pressed against the cap could have made McCarron an offer similar to what the Bills did, even topped it a bit.

The Jaguars simply do NOT know much about quarterbacks. They just draft them and throw them to the wolves. Naturally, a quarterback from a better organization spends much more time on the bench because they already have a solid quarterback. It's a fool's mistake to assume this means the quarterback being groomed isn't any good. The fact that the Bengals held onto McCarron for four years (three according to their dubious methods) is thrown out with the baby bath water.

I still remember when Patriots fans were trying to convince Jaguars' fans on the old TU board to give them a fourth round pick for a young quarterback from Michigan, Tom Brady. Most all laughed at the idea the Patriots would draft a guy named Tom Brady. Sounds like the noun in a folk song. (Right up there with Kathleen Mavourneen) I discounted it because I surfed around the Internet and I could not find much about Brady. In those days there were only a few places to learn. Many publications I was privy to didn't have much to say either.

The Buffalo Bills are playing at playoff caliber. They proved they were a quarterback away from being great and they did something about it.

The Jaguars are being held up by lousy quarterback play who can't complete passes twelve feet in front of him some times. 

Even with a new trade-friendly contract, there's not a single NFL GM who will jump at a chance to trade for Blake Bortles. Not one.

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So it's an NFL conspiracy now?

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Why are you doing this?

I just hope that everyone can find someone to look at them the way you look at AJ.
*sniffle*
I brings a tear to my eye.

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I like cheese.

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Not signing McCarron or Henne wasn't a "failure," that was a gram slam home run.

Are you still not realizing you grossly overvalued McCarron compared to what the NFL GMs thought?

And Bortles contract has nothing to do with the topic. It's as pertinent as: "Look, a squirrel !!!"

I do not know what ANY NFL GM thinks. Every year NFL GMs lose their jobs due to arrogance, unwillingness, and bad scouting.

Not one NFL GM has candidly said that A. J. McCarron can't start in the NFL. Most are simply following the old herd mentality consensus that management is right and labor is wrong. There's this tendency for NFL teams to black ball players, who challenge them in litigious ways. The NFL challenged A. J. McCarron's grievance all the way to court. The league office hates being challenged and losing. McCarron won. The NFL lost. To suggest this meant nothing to NFL GMs demonstrates a lack of knowledge of how NFL owners and their executives see themselves.

McCarron, for his part, openly stated he would accept a lesser deal any NFL team - willing to give him a chance to COMPETE for their starting QB job - would make him. The Jaguars are pressed against the cap could have made McCarron an offer similar to what the Bills did, even topped it a bit.

The Jaguars simply do NOT know much about quarterbacks. They just draft them and throw them to the wolves. Naturally, a quarterback from a better organization spends much more time on the bench because they already have a solid quarterback. It's a fool's mistake to assume this means the quarterback being groomed isn't any good. The fact that the Bengals held onto McCarron for four years (three according to their dubious methods) is thrown out with the baby bath water.

I still remember when Patriots fans were trying to convince Jaguars' fans on the old TU board to give them a fourth round pick for a young quarterback from Michigan, Tom Brady. Most all laughed at the idea the Patriots would draft a guy named Tom Brady. Sounds like the noun in a folk song. (Right up there with Kathleen Mavourneen) I discounted it because I surfed around the Internet and I could not find much about Brady. In those days there were only a few places to learn. Many publications I was privy to didn't have much to say either.

The Buffalo Bills are playing at playoff caliber. They proved they were a quarterback away from being great and they did something about it.

The Jaguars are being held up by lousy quarterback play who can't complete passes twelve feet in front of him some times. 

Even with a new trade-friendly contract, there's not a single NFL GM who will jump at a chance to trade for Blake Bortles. Not one.

Jags will finish with a better record than the bills. 

Aj mccarron will be average at best. 

I would actually let Tom Brady's jockstrap suit up and play starting qb for me before I let AJ mccarron. 

Just give it up. I thought maybe the weird mccarron crush was an isolated incident but pretty much every single football related opinion that comes out of your mouth is the worst I've heard.

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Coughlin when asked if winning will be a focus: "What the hell else is there? This is nice and dandy, but winning is what all this is about."