Yeah, I highly doubt you'd know that one....

I wouldn't want to either

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There...you now have a "both" option...

Thank you so much! Now I can vote for both Corn AND Blank #2!

 

Edit: oh snap! What the hell happened to Blank #2????

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 

Thank you so much! Now I can vote for both Corn AND Blank #2!

 

Edit: oh snap! What the hell happened to Blank #2????

It's back...happy now???

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

If you're thinking of a lifetime commitment, consider the following:

 

Dawn Wells/Mary Ann then and at age 74

 



 

Tina Louise/Ginger then and at age 78:

 

 

 

But the choice wasn't between Dawn Wells and Tina Louise, it was between Ginger and Mary Ann. 

 

I'll take Ginger.   Just because it's so PC for people to pick Mary Ann.  

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At first, I thought, "always go Blank #2".  But then, I thought to myself, "dude, you have to pick one of the women...I mean how can Blank #2 be more superior than women".  Then I saw the future pics and thought, "Blank #2, always Blank #2, never cheat on Blank #2".

 

Jaguar33 and Blank #2 sitting in the tree.....

 

#33

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I'll take Ginger.   Just because it's so PC for people to pick Mary Ann.  

 

Huh?

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Huh?

 

I've seen this question in commercials, on TV, and in the movies.   "Ginger or Mary Ann?"   and the "correct" answer is always "Mary Ann."   That's what I mean. 

 

Example:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfGgiETAg1I

 

And: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j0pLDrXt4A

 

And so on and so on and so on.  

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I've seen this question in commercials, on TV, and in the movies.   "Ginger or Mary Ann?"   and the "correct" answer is always "Mary Ann."   That's what I mean. 

 

Example:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfGgiETAg1I

 

And: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j0pLDrXt4A

 

And so on and so on and so on.  

 

Oh, okay. It's a media conspiracy.

 

Hearts and minds first, souls later. And it all starts with Ginger or Mary Ann.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

PC or not, I was always a Mary Ann guy.

 

Ginger probably wouldn't want to climb something high, drive a jeep, or operate a dozer.  And she'd probably go "ugh" when I asked her do do something particularly naughty.

 

Mary Ann seems up for anything, plus she dressed like a cheerleader.

 

That being said, I guess I'd have to meet both of them first.

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Wait what?

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Wait what?

Wait what, what?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Are they from that show about space where everyone wore goofy outfits and shot lasers out of potatoes or whatever?


"Set potato to stun."

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"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

Depends on which one says yes.

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The spinner.

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Kaishakunin for hire.

* (disclaimer) If you think I'm serious, hit yourself in the face w/ a hammer.