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Florida man claims he'll destroy town with an army of turtles

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04-10-2019, 01:09 PM

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I almost wish they'd left him alone and let him summon his turtle army to battle.
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04-10-2019, 01:40 PM (This post was last modified: 04-10-2019, 01:41 PM by TheO-LineMatters.)

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04-10-2019, 03:16 PM

He's just going to need the entire town to stay completely still until he's done.
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04-10-2019, 06:19 PM

Sweet Jesus that is going to be a long painful death!
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04-10-2019, 08:32 PM

Walk! Walk for your lives!
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04-10-2019, 08:53 PM

For years a quiet neighbor, he's finally coming out of his shell.
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04-10-2019, 10:21 PM

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