"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" - Batman

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w

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Drop the gun, take the cannoli.


 

 

He should've armed himself.


 

 

Seven years of college down the drain.


 

 

I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

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"Why should I give information to you when all you want to do is find something wrong with it?"

For me, it was hard to believe that a Tommy Lee Jones character couldn't figure out who the villain was. The rest of it was pretty good...

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

You guys missed maybe the greatest one liner ever! "Yippee-ki-yay mother...." well you know the rest.

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You guys missed maybe the greatest one liner ever! "Yippee-ki-yay mother...." well you know the rest.

 

someone posted it in the 1st or 2nd page? that was going to be mine!

 

side not you ever see the song some indy band made? freaking awesome!

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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." 

 

"Yippee Ki Yay ....."

 

 

 

 

You guys missed maybe the greatest one liner ever! "Yippee-ki-yay mother...." well you know the rest.

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Jimmy Stewart had some good ones.  The film "Harvey" has a pile of comical nuggets of truth.  Many of which apply aptly to the goings-on here on our little MB. 

 

"Mr. Cracker, may I intercede for my friend’s youth and high spirits? Time will take care of that.”

 

“Nobody ever brings anything small into a bar.”

 

“In this world you must be oh-so-smart or oh-so-pleasant.  Well for years I was smart.  I recommend pleasant and you may quote me.”

 

“An element of conflict in any discussion is a very good thing.  It shows everybody’s taking part and nobody’s left out.  I like that.”

 

“I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whoever I’m with.”

 

http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/20097...Akron.html

 

"Wouldn't that get a little monotonous? Just Akron, cold beer and 'poor, poor thing' for two weeks?"

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"There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up, their planes would buffet wildly, and they would disintegrate. The demon lived at Mach 1 on the meter, seven hundred and fifty miles an hour, where the air could no longer move out of the way. He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. They called it the sound barrier."

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First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

 

http://s6.postimg.org/vyr2ycdfz/Teddy_Br...cked_4.gif

The stuff that dreams are made of.......

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8_hGlwau3A

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It's been many years since I last watched Catch-22.  Age has brought perspective and deeper appreciation of just how funny this movie is.  I should read the book.

 

 

http://youtu.be/j-OcaLECz1k

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"Look, you little bastard, either you march... or I'll beat your brains out.  Understand?"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC-olicTGno

 

It's at the 5:30 mark.  

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"I'll do my best."

 

"Your best? Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and [REALLY AWESOME BUT KINDA BAD WORD REMOVED] the prom queen."

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Blazing Saddles..."Mongo like candy"...

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

Dang it! I even read through the thread to make sure. Still missed it.

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It's been many years since I last watched Catch-22.  Age has brought perspective and deeper appreciation of just how funny this movie is.  I should read the book.

 

 

http://youtu.be/j-OcaLECz1k

I read it a couple of years ago.  Definitely do it! 

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No Yoda quotes yet??


Great warrior? Wars do not make one great.

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Henry Fonda in "Once Upon A Time in the West"

 

"How can you trust a man that wears a belt and​ suspenders?  He can't even trust his own pants?"

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Odd Couple.  "You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!"

 

Woddy Allen.  I don't remember if it was MAnhattan, or Annie Hall.  But it was great.  He was a thief, and he was talking about DIane Keaton.  ANd he says, "In 15 minutes, I knew I'd love her forever.  IN 30 minutes, I knew I wouldn't steal her purse."

 

Plenty from Pulp Fiction.  Pretty much anything.  "When you pulled into my driveway, Did you see a sign?..."  " The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting...                            ... Pride only hurts, it never helps." " Bring out the Gimp. Gimp's sleeping.

<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?"  And so many others that have lots of foul words.

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Don't write off the Goose til you see the box go in the ground

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