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Combine/Draft Guru cliches

  • Offline JaguarsWoman
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#41
02-15-2014, 03:24 PM

Quote:"He needs more sand in his pants"
 

Nobody says that.
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#42
02-15-2014, 05:03 PM

"This guy has great ball skills"

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#43
02-15-2014, 05:11 PM

Underwear Olympics

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#44
02-15-2014, 05:13 PM

Here's a commercial we did addressing this lol

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksIY6MW63nA

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#45
02-15-2014, 09:36 PM

Quote:Nobody says that.


Mayock says it all the time about oline that can't anchor well just watch the combine and listen
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#46
02-15-2014, 11:46 PM

1)  "Franchise quarterback"

2)  "All he does is win."

3)  "NFL  ready"

4)  "Best available player"

5)  "Needs based drafting"

6)  "He played in an NFL type offense"

7)  "He's got a great work ethic"

8)  "There have been some questions about his work ethic"

9)  "He says he wants to buy his mom a new house"

 

and the one every talking head will sayConfusedeconds after each pick is announced:

 

10)  "Well, this move certainly makes sense for the ___________ "

When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.
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#47
02-16-2014, 01:19 AM

He's a "plug and play" guy.

 

-He's got "fluid hips"
60% of the Time...It works everytime...
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  • Offline JaguarsWoman
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#48
02-16-2014, 01:20 AM

"He is always around the ball."

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#49
02-16-2014, 07:11 AM

Quote:Nobody says that.
 

Oh, yes they do.   Just because you haven't heard it, that doesn't mean no one says it. 
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#50
02-16-2014, 08:22 AM

Quote:Slow white linebacker = High motor guy

 

Undersized white receiver = Wes Welker type


On the other side of the coin, if a black player has no "character flaws"....



"This guy is a class act."
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#51
02-16-2014, 11:55 AM (This post was last modified: 02-16-2014, 11:55 AM by Kotite.)

"He is the cleanest player in this draft."


"He is the biggest question mark in this draft."
Only a chump boos the home team!
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#52
02-16-2014, 11:58 AM

He has the size and looks like a prototypical quarterback

 

~Blaine Gabbert

~Blake Bortles

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02-16-2014, 12:11 PM

Quote:Slow white linebacker = High motor guy

 

Undersized white receiver = Wes Welker type
 

To add the the racial ones.

 

Any fast white QB = Underrated athleticism.

 

Any slow black QB = Doesnt use his athleticism, prefers to stand tall in the pocket
Quote:Just to be different, Bortles.
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  • Offline JaguarsWoman
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#54
02-16-2014, 01:43 PM

"He is a project."

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#55
02-17-2014, 11:19 AM

Quote:Underwear Olympics
 

What's funny about that is how many people say it and think it's original and/or funny.
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#56
02-17-2014, 05:11 PM

"He's the complete package."
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#57
02-17-2014, 05:25 PM

Quote:"He's the complete package."
 

How many "complete packages" end up going to Honolulu and Canton?
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#58
02-17-2014, 05:43 PM

Great locker room guy

 

He's a gym rat

 

He plays bigger than his size

 

His stock is on the rise

 

and my favorite...He is a football player

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#59
02-17-2014, 05:49 PM

" no quit in this guy "

 

" natural leader " 

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#60
02-17-2014, 05:53 PM

He will be a ten year starter.
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