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My 4 week old son shot projectile poop 3 feet across the room on his bedroom wall. Not just like a single piece or anything, but hit two different walls and took multiple wipes to clean. I'm a little late to this thread so this seemed like an appropriate first post.
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Sidlanes Boards Foram boasts a sprightly array of engaging conversation on this, surely(?) the celebratory eve of our gushing conversational indifference.
So I offer a finical paradox of waffling self-indulgence; once you find lexical Waldo, you may be loosed -- or accosted, depending on either the analogous or the antipathetic nature of detective upon dissembler propinquity. *hint* a glimmering bandersnatch is destined to bear the mark of a discounted overpass, by way of shapes and shades and codes of Morse; lest he be charmed, swindled, or altogether subverted by some equal in stature of stringent stilts amid the disreputably articulated morass of profound, hollow ambiguity in a disordered prophet's state of utter bedlam. Immaterial, you say? Pshh, hurt people's feelings much? WAIT WHAT WHERE????
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Quote:My 4 week old son shot projectile poop 3 feet across the room on his bedroom wall. Not just like a single piece or anything, but hit two different walls and took multiple wipes to clean. I'm a little late to this thread so this seemed like an appropriate first post. Was he wearing a diaper...and have you thought about consulting a priest??? :blink:
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
Quote:Was he wearing a diaper...and have you thought about consulting a priest??? :blink: I laffed. :yes: Quote:My 4 week old son shot projectile poop 3 feet across the room on his bedroom wall. Not just like a single piece or anything, but hit two different walls and took multiple wipes to clean. I'm a little late to this thread so this seemed like an appropriate first post.Well congrats on the new Mini-money. Now, you may need to reconsider what you are feeding him.... or call the priest. We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!
I walked into the room and found my cat sitting in front of the tv watching a basketball game...
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
Quote:Cat has No Taste in sports......... Driving around in a circle is not a sport....my grandma did that when the lever on her hover round got stuck!!!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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Quote:Was he wearing a diaper...and have you thought about consulting a priest??? :blink: Lol. Well, this was in mid change. Quite the surprise. Quote:Well congrats on the new Mini-money. Now, you may need to reconsider what you are feeding him.... or call the priest. Wife cut out dairy and citrus. Kid is a pooping and farting machine. I think you are right, need to consult a priest. Quote:Well congrats on the new Mini-money. Now, you may need to reconsider what you are feeding him.... or call the priest. Wife cut out dairy and citrus. Kid is a pooping and farting machine. I think you are right, need to consult a priest. We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!
Quote:My 4 week old son shot projectile poop 3 feet across the room on his bedroom wall. Not just like a single piece or anything, but hit two different walls and took multiple wipes to clean. I'm a little late to this thread so this seemed like an appropriate first post. That's bad, but I have an 18 month old nephew that likes to reach into his diaper after pooping. Then he applies "war paint", so it could be worse!
With a three day diet of prunes, along with years of practice, I can hit the ceiling fan.
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Quote:With a three day diet of prunes, along with years of practice, I can hit the ceiling fan. That's disturbing...very disturbing!! :blink:
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
Quote:That's bad, but I have an 18 month old nephew that likes to reach into his diaper after pooping. Then he applies "war paint", so it could be worse!Deffo - call the priest. "The power of Christ compels poo -- errr - you." :teehee: ![]() We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!
'Piers Morgan Live' coming to an end, CNN says Thank God. I can't stand that sniffy insufferable twit.
Quote:<a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/02/23/piers-morgan-live-coming-to-end-cnn-says/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Fmost-popular+(Internal+-+Most+Popular+Content)'>'Piers Morgan Live' coming to an end, CNN says</a> Are you still out galavanting around the world?
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Quote:'Piers Morgan Live' coming to an end, CNN saysUgh. Never liked that guy. Had to give up on CNN last year actually. Too much "infotainment" while the real news takes a back seat. I tend to get most news online via Reuters, PBS, BBC, etc these days. |
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