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Cops: Bra Wire Used In Dopey Jail Escape Bid

  • Offline The Drifter
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11-16-2021, 04:48 PM

Cops: Bra Wire Used In Dopey Jail Escape Bid

Next time, Floridian, 59, should try MacGyver's trusty paperclip

NOVEMBER 16--While locked up in a “scary” Florida jail following a DUI arrest, a Florida Woman removed the metal wiring from her bra and used it to damage the cell door “in an attempt to escape the jail,” according to a criminal complaint.

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11-16-2021, 05:49 PM

Hey, the wire in a bra is no joke!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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11-17-2021, 10:02 AM

(11-16-2021, 05:49 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: Hey, the wire in a bra is no joke!

....so I've been told. If men's undergarments had a stabby steel in them, dudes would yank that thing out and find a way to use duct tape instead for the desired support.

But then, can't use duct tape to open a jail cell, so you ladies got that in your favor!
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