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Ode to "Let's talk about"

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#2,381
03-06-2014, 08:07 AM

No matter how many times you shake it, the last drop always falls in your pants,,,,,,,,,,

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03-06-2014, 09:35 AM

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#2,383
03-06-2014, 10:50 AM

I had a drug test today.

 

The nurses hands were coooooold!

I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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#2,384
03-06-2014, 10:51 AM

Quote:No matter how many times you shake it, the last drop always falls in your pants,,,,,,,,,,
 

Now that's funny.

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03-06-2014, 10:53 AM

Quote:I had a drug test today.


The nurses hands were coooooold!
What drugs did you test?
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03-06-2014, 11:26 AM

Quote:I had a drug test today.


The nurses hands were coooooold!


That doesn't sound like a drug test...

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03-06-2014, 11:35 AM

Quote:What drugs did you test?
 

I think all of them. I mean, I was up all night studying.

 

Quote:That doesn't sound like a drug test...
 

The guy in the corner was creeping me out to start with, but I just made myself keep eye contact with him.
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

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03-06-2014, 11:40 AM

Quote:I think all of them. I mean, I was up all night studying.

 


 

The guy in the corner was creeping me out to start with, but I just made myself keep eye contact with him.



Are you sure you didn't accidentally walk into the middle of a pron shoot?? :blink:
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03-06-2014, 11:43 AM

Quote:Are you sure you didn't accidentally walk into the middle of a pron shoot?? :blink:
 

That might explain why Sammy was there with some very, very shiny shoes...
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03-06-2014, 11:49 AM

Quote:That might explain why Sammy was there with some very, very shiny shoes...



I hope you remembered to wear panties under your skirt this morning!!!
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03-06-2014, 11:50 AM

Quote:I hope you remembered to wear panties under your skirt this morning!!!
 

No, but I did find some in my pocket.
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

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03-06-2014, 11:59 AM

Quote:No, but I did find some in my pocket.




Good thing!! Imagine how embarrassing it would be for Sammy to see ALL of your business!!!
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03-06-2014, 12:05 PM

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And the girl at the snack bar had bewbs.
 

I hope this was more of a "woman" and not a "girl", Dragonf........
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03-06-2014, 12:09 PM

Quote:I hope this was more of a "woman" and not a "girl", Dragonf........



He said nothing about her being Asian... :whistling:
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03-07-2014, 08:39 AM

Well, prize money came in for the Florida Senior State Bowling Tournament.  My partners and I came in 67th in the doubles event.  

 

We pulled in a whopping $28.88 each.

 

I'm planning my retirement.

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03-07-2014, 09:03 AM

Just a note that gets on my nerves.


Then and than are two different words.


Their, there, and they're are not interchangeable.


To and too are not interchangeable either.


There is no such word as rediculous.


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03-07-2014, 01:20 PM

Quote:Just a note that gets on my nerves.

Then and than are two different words.

Their, there, and they're are not interchangeable.

To and too are not interchangeable either.

There is no such word as rediculous.

Have a nice day. It is almost the weekend.



And alot is not a word...it's two.
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#2,398
03-07-2014, 01:52 PM

Quote: 

There is no such word as rediculous.

 

 

Or "irregardless"

 
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#2,399
03-07-2014, 02:03 PM

Quote:And alot is not a word...it's two.
 

Alright, we get it...
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#2,400
03-07-2014, 02:08 PM

Quote:Or "irregardless"
 

This one always makes me laugh. In their head, what would be the difference between "regardless" and "irregardless"?
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