Why would restaurants discontinue serving SPAM?  it's awesome!

I had Spam for lunch.

I tried to get my wife to agree to spam whilst at Costco this Saturday.  She wouldn’t do it. If a hurricane wipes out power for a week.  She’s, gonna get hotter when she drops a few pounds!!!! Wouldn’t quite call it a win/win.  But com’on guys! Wink wink!

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Like.. why hook up with her in the first place?  I question your decision making skills.

One of the many reasons why I chilled out on the hard liquor..

Chilling out on the hard liquor first may be the problem.  There is a direct proportional relationship between consumption and a woman's appearance.


P.S.  Proximity to closing time is an additional multiplier.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

https://twitter.com/KNWAFOX24/status/157...KfEQg&s=19

lolololol

Dude went FAR BEYOND meat lolol

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One of the many reasons why I chilled out on the hard liquor..

Chilling out on the hard liquor first may be the problem.  There is a direct proportional relationship between consumption and a woman's appearance.


P.S.  Proximity to closing time is an additional multiplier.

I’d say proximity to the woman herself makes a difference.  They say a diamond is a girls best friend. Nope, it’s distance.  I go through this about 10 times a day.  You’re driving down the road and see a woman walking or jogging and you’re scoping her out.  You finally get upon her and realize she’s a dog or she’s old or she has goofy loony knees.  Seen it a thousand times.

One time, a guy tried a sniper shot on a chic.  And it turned out to be a man.  Just sayin’.  Distance is a girls best friend.

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https://twitter.com/KNWAFOX24/status/157...KfEQg&s=19

lolololol

Dude went FAR BEYOND meat lolol

A picture of the victim has been released. 

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Chilling out on the hard liquor first may be the problem.  There is a direct proportional relationship between consumption and a woman's appearance.


P.S.  Proximity to closing time is an additional multiplier.

I’d say proximity to the woman herself makes a difference.  They say a diamond is a girls best friend. Nope, it’s distance.  I go through this about 10 times a day.  You’re driving down the road and see a woman walking or jogging and you’re scoping her out.  You finally get upon her and realize she’s a dog or she’s old or she has goofy loony knees.  Seen it a thousand times.

One time, a guy tried a sniper shot on a chic.  And it turned out to be a man.  Just sayin’.  Distance is a girls best friend.

Butterface.. everything good but her face 

Good from far but far from good..

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One of the many reasons why I chilled out on the hard liquor..

Chilling out on the hard liquor first may be the problem.  There is a direct proportional relationship between consumption and a woman's appearance.


P.S.  Proximity to closing time is an additional multiplier.

Oh no, it was definitely a problem lolol

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I’d say proximity to the woman herself makes a difference.  They say a diamond is a girls best friend. Nope, it’s distance.  I go through this about 10 times a day.  You’re driving down the road and see a woman walking or jogging and you’re scoping her out.  You finally get upon her and realize she’s a dog or she’s old or she has goofy loony knees.  Seen it a thousand times.

One time, a guy tried a sniper shot on a chic.  And it turned out to be a man.  Just sayin’.  Distance is a girls best friend.

Butterface.. everything good but her face 

Good from far but far from good..

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Chilling out on the hard liquor first may be the problem.  There is a direct proportional relationship between consumption and a woman's appearance.


P.S.  Proximity to closing time is an additional multiplier.

Oh no, it was definitely a problem lolol

When the lights go out… who care what she looks like.  

I have a story about a butterface.  We never did, but damn she tried her best pushing my hand in places it shouldn’t have been.  I was married and mowed her lawn.  We don’t mow it anymore. All I care about was the invoice was paid.  Do kinda miss that client.

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Why would restaurants discontinue serving SPAM?  it's awesome!

We just had Hawaiian Burgers a couple of weeks ago.. Grilled up slices of Spam and pineapple.. we made like a spicy mango glaze to put on it.. Completely awesome...

YAIS

sounds delish

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We just had Hawaiian Burgers a couple of weeks ago.. Grilled up slices of Spam and pineapple.. we made like a spicy mango glaze to put on it.. Completely awesome...

YAIS

sounds delish

The wife bought a mango and a small bottle of sriracha for the glaze and used the blender.. Was the perfect balance of sweet and spicy..

I think she used a little bit of orange juice as the base..

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Butterface.. everything good but her face 

Good from far but far from good..

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Oh no, it was definitely a problem lolol

When the lights go out… who care what she looks like.  

I have a story about a butterface.  We never did, but damn she tried her best pushing my hand in places it shouldn’t have been.  I was married and mowed her lawn.  We don’t mow it anymore. All I care about was the invoice was paid.  Do kinda miss that client.

‘Mowed her lawn.’  Wink-wink.

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When the lights go out… who care what she looks like.  

I have a story about a butterface.  We never did, but damn she tried her best pushing my hand in places it shouldn’t have been.  I was married and mowed her lawn.  We don’t mow it anymore. All I care about was the invoice was paid.  Do kinda miss that client.

‘Mowed her lawn.’  Wink-wink.

Might have been some trimming and weed eating along with that.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

When the lights go out… who care what she looks like.  

I have a story about a butterface.  We never did, but damn she tried her best pushing my hand in places it shouldn’t have been.  I was married and mowed her lawn.  We don’t mow it anymore. All I care about was the invoice was paid.  Do kinda miss that client.

‘Mowed her lawn.’  Wink-wink.

He gave her hedge a Brazilian cut.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

‘Mowed her lawn.’  Wink-wink.

He gave her hedge a Brazilian cut.

Hope there wasn't a snake in that bush..

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‘Mowed her lawn.’  Wink-wink.

He gave her hedge a Brazilian cut.

Crab grass??? EEeeewwwww.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

Well… Look at y’all!  I’m so proud of you guys!  Y’all would fit in really well in the truck!  I’m not sure whether I should reply or let you guys have at it. 

I’ll say this.  The front lawn apparently had a failure to percolate.  Way too wet.  But it hadn’t been done in so long, she didn’t care if I tore up it.

(Sad face/hey what a stand up guy this jackass Jags guy is) I respected the property and didn’t mow it.

+1 to anyone that adds something new that I havent heard before.

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I’m pretty sure we’ve worn it out.  But if you come up with something that has never been said in the last 15 years..!!!  I’m all ears. Let’s hear it.

I’d love to use it in the truck tomorrow.

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I’m pretty sure we’ve worn it out.  But if you come up with something that has never been said in the last 15 years..!!!  I’m all ears. Let’s hear it.

I’d love to use it in the truck tomorrow.

I'd like to go to Scotland and show off my two thighs..

I'd wear a little mini kilt and poke you in the eyes..

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I’m pretty sure we’ve worn it out.  But if you come up with something that has never been said in the last 15 years..!!!  I’m all ears. Let’s hear it.

I’d love to use it in the truck tomorrow.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I’m pretty sure we’ve worn it out.  But if you come up with something that has never been said in the last 15 years..!!!  I’m all ears. Let’s hear it.

I’d love to use it in the truck tomorrow.

It sounds like this one was worn out before you even got out of the truck, but hey, if you're throwing down the gauntlet.........


He showed her his trimming tool and invited her to help with the bush.  She was fearful of thorns and hesitant to lend a hand at first, but in the end, all she felt was one tiny little prick.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I ordered a mushroom burger while in Australia from a place that billed itself as an American style BBQ joint. It wasn't really smoked like BBQ because they have no deciduous hardwood trees to smoke with there. What they really use is sear smoke from grilling the meat. I digress. I ordered the burger with the full expectation of getting a hamburger loaded with mushrooms. No, it was a giant grilled mushroom slice on a bun. I was sick as a dog and hadn't eaten a meal in a couple of days, so I choked it down. What a cruel trick.

That is very interesting.  Never really thought about that.

On a side note, I had one of those fake impossible burgers at Burger King.  Wasn't bad but I def prefer the real burger.  All they do is throw 1000+ grams of sodium in fake meats and tell people it's healthy.

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