This morning rain has thrown a monkey wrench into my a.m. walk schedule. On the bright side, it hasn't given me the opportunity to fall on my face again.


And why do they call it a monkey wrench? Do monkeys use them? Did monkeys invent them? I'm confused.

 

 

That handy tool, the "monkey-wrench", is not so named because it is a handy thing to monkey with, or for any kindred reason. "Monkey" is not its name at all, but "Moncky." Charles Moncky, the inventor of it, sold his patent for $2000

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I'm really enjoying it, especially since I'm a Kevin Spacey fan.

He is great. Very good show.

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So my parents gave my a coffee maker for my birthday. I don't drink coffee.


They said I might need it when I have company over. I almost never invite people over.

Well don't you sound friendly.

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And did he have that look of intense concentration on his face while doing it.

Whew, I love saucy foods, but they don't always agree later.

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No one even notices when I leave, do they?


You people are so unbelievable!

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"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

Well, when you left what would have been the point of saying anything? It's not like you were around to read it.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

You ever got in trouble for telling the truth?

 

 

 

 

Kinda funny..

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No one even notices when I leave, do they?


You people are so unbelievable!

I knew it wasn't weird enough around here..... Just couldn't put my finger on it.....

 

We've also had a lack of Sammy lately.

  Sammy?   You out there? 

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You ever got in trouble for telling the truth?

 

 

 

 

Kinda funny..

The truth will set you free.....  except when it gets you in trouble.

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The truth will set you free.....  except when it gets you in trouble.

 

It was worth the trouble because I got to say what I really felt

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Ugh.


For whatever reason this has seemed like a long day.


Although I have a feeling it's because my friend is in town on business and I'm meeting him later for beverages.


I like beverages.

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Well, when you left what would have been the point of saying anything? It's not like you were around to read it.

 

You underestimate my probable inability for telepathy. 

 

 

 

I knew it wasn't weird enough around here..... Just couldn't put my finger on it.....

 

We've also had a lack of Sammy lately.

  Sammy?   You out there? 

 

Well, at least somebody noticed; sort of.  But, I wonder -- if you can peer sharply enough through the busted lens -- doesn't weird permeate life?  And when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro then init. 

 

And I miss Sammy... [sad faces]

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"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

Trying to close on a house is very frustrating, I'm learning that first hand.

 

Mortgage broker keeps giving me different numbers on the cash to close and we're supposed to close in 7 days. looks like we'll be doing the move everything into storage, get a hotel room, and then unload everything from storage number, ugh,...........

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Trying to close on a house is very frustrating, I'm learning that first hand.

 

Mortgage broker keeps giving me different numbers on the cash to close and we're supposed to close in 7 days. looks like we'll be doing the move everything into storage, get a hotel room, and then unload everything from storage number, ugh,...........

 

I'm all too familiar with those scenarios unfortunately.  Getting a loan today is extremely tough because of all the regulation on the industry now.  

 

He should be able to tell you within a few hundred dollars.  At this point you would already have your homeowners insurance locked up and everything else was disclosed to you up front.  Unless there is some fee from HOA or Title Company that he wasn't aware of.  

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Trying to close on a house is very frustrating, I'm learning that first hand.


Mortgage broker keeps giving me different numbers on the cash to close and we're supposed to close in 7 days. looks like we'll be doing the move everything into storage, get a hotel room, and then unload everything from storage number, ugh,...........

Have those people moved out yet?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I might fall asleep in my office right now.

 

Anyone ever done that?

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I might fall asleep in my office right now.

 

Anyone ever done that?

I have done much worse in my office. But my office is in my house...along with my wife. So...no one told hr! Since I am the boss, I guess you could also say I slept with my boss. Gross, I know. But I guess you can add that as another perk?

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I have done much worse in my office. But my office is in my house...along with my wife. So...no one told hr! Since I am the boss, I guess you could also say I slept with my boss. Gross, I know. But I guess you can add that as another perk?

Depends.


Did you get the promotion?

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I have done much worse in my office. But my office is in my house...along with my wife. So...no one told hr! Since I am the boss, I guess you could also say I slept with my boss. Gross, I know. But I guess you can add that as another perk?

 

Lol... I'm not sure if you're saying that your wife is the boss or something... else...

 

but I'm no longer sleepy, that's for sure! 

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