You would have to walk for seven hours straight to burn off a Super Sized Coke, fry and Big Mac.

Can I just run a half marathon instead?

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

Can I just run a half marathon instead?

You go right ahead.

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You go right ahead.

 

Thanks! Just a 2and a 1/2 hour amble with friends...

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
;
T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

You would have to walk for seven hours straight to burn off a Super Sized Coke, fry and Big Mac.

Now look what you made me do, now I have to order a pizza. Thanks a lot

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"I'm gonna have to say NO to the reading of the Latin!"

So, am I a good or bad step-father? I'm trying. Even though it's been well over ten years, my step-son and I aren't that close. Wifey, has/had to go to a dinner after work. So I figured I'd get two rib-eyes, an onion, and mushrooms to grill. Guy time. Screw the sides. So we grill them up and eat outside, practically off the grill. Knowing my step son is a redneck I decide a fire in the fire pit would be nice. I teach him how to start a fire with flint and steel. I thought it was cool. I even had him start the fire that way. Oh, btw, my step son is a sophomore in high school. Yes I'm not that old. You can do the math. But I thought that was cool showing him how to do that. Even showed him ordinary house hold stuff that catch fire easily. So, around the fire, he asks me about poker. Poker is MY thing. The poker room is kinda my second home and second (third, if you count my wife) income. He wants to learn. I want to bond. And I LOVE poker. Not exactly what I would think of teaching a 15( one month from 16) yr old. But I fugure good bonding time/ him showing interest in m things is a good thing. So here i am, about to show him the ins and outs of Texas hold 'em. Wife's gone at the moment. Should I be going "all in" with this? Or just the basics? I want to bond with him, yet the parental in me says just have fun teaching him online for fake money. I guess, I'm asking is this, should I continue teaching him? Or just play this fake online junk to teach the game.

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Absolutely.  Poker is a thinking man's game.  It will do him good.  I taught all mine how to play.

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I'm Hank Hill and I approve of this sod I tell you what.......

 

 

Samples, I am going to need samples.

 

Pre-rolled would save me some time.

 

Got the sample of "Sod" today (NDA, thank you very munch, BTW), but from the piture above, I wasn't sure which end was the sucking end. Would it be the Brown looking end, or the narly Bushy side?

 

I was going to call it the caulk sucker.


My wife didn't like the idea.

 

Never mind, I've been doing it backwards guys.

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Absolutely.  Poker is a thinking man's game.  It will do him good.  I taught all mine how to play.

 

And then you sued every last one of us that didn't pay you without the 31.7% interest contract you made us sign before teaching us how to play ... I was 11 years old, Dad.

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And then you sued every last one of us that didn't pay you without the 31.7% interest contract you made us sign before teaching us how to play ... I was 11 years old, Dad.

 

But your years of homeless wandering as a teenager made you into the man you are today...Yeah, maybe that was a bad call.

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Absolutely.  Poker is a thinking man's game.  It will do him good.  I taught all mine how to play.

I don't want him to learn enough to get in trouble at school if he learns too much. But I would like to bond. So you still feel that way?


Btw we are number one on our fake money tourney out of 27. Go him! And when I say him I mean me! LOL

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I don't want him to learn enough to get in trouble at school if he learns too much. But I would like to bond. So you still feel that way?


Btw we are number one on our fake money tourney out of 27. Go him! And when I say him I mean me! LOL

 

If you're worrying about him playing in school then someone is going to teach him anyway.  You might as well be the one.  However, it really comes down to what your wife will think. 

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However, it really comes down to what your wife will think. 

 

Turn in your man card.

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If you're worrying about him playing in school then someone is going to teach him anyway.  You might as well be the one.  However, it really comes down to what your wife will think.

She's fine with it. She just to in. Guess I will teach him to win everyone's money!!

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She's fine with it. She just to in. Guess I will teach him to win everyone's money!!

Stupid thing has me replying to myself. Geez

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Turn in your man card.

Even though I'd say that same thing... We all know he's right. Lol

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Turn in your man card.

My wife always makes me keep it in the pocket of my apron.

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My wife always makes me keep it in the pocket of my apron.

At least she lets you hold onto it. My wife keeps mine in her purse. Occasionally I'm allowed to look at it.

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Something's not right.

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Something's not right.

I was going to ask where was it. That must've been embarrassing. Look at me! Look at me! Just letting you know you were caught by at least one person. I will keep my mouth shut about it for 500 of your plus ones.

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I was going to ask where was it. That must've been embarrassing. Look at me! Look at me! Just letting you know you were caught by at least one person. I will keep my mouth shut about it for 500 of your plus ones.

One should not trifle when I can make people take an extended "vacation".

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