So, when you are teaching a class, are you more of a Sam Kinison "back to school" teacher or a Ben stein " ferris bueller's day off" teacher? Surely their isn't any middle ground.

 

Imagine Kinison, but on a coke-bender with Iron Maiden blasting on his headphones.

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Imagine Kinison, but on a coke-bender with Iron Maiden blasting on his headphones.

That's a good way to get your pupils to not raise their hands and drag class on.

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That's a good way to get your pupils to not raise their hands and drag class on.

 

I hate when students don't understand what I'm teaching. Like it's my job or something to help them learn. Friggin' idiots.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I hate when students don't understand what I'm teaching. Like it's my job or something to help them learn. Friggin' idiots.

I understand. I'd go to your boss and say you can help those fools. If he wants you to train those degenerates, they need to take a remedial thermos course before you enter the same classroom as them. Then, let him know your hourly rate will be double for it.

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I hate when students don't understand what I'm teaching. Like it's my job or something to help them learn. Friggin' idiots.

Really!!


I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make those bozos understand when I don't.

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Really!!


I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make those bozos understand when I don't.

 

It's like, don't they know that I learned just enough to pass?!?! How am I supposed to know all that other stuff?

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I have a Thermos. It does a really good job at keeping my coffee hot. Although, I had to figure out how to use it myself. Had I known there was a class for it...

 

It's an invaluable learning experience. You get yelled at by me for not already knowing things that you are in class to learn.

 

 

I understand. I'd go to your boss and say you can help those fools. If he wants you to train those degenerates, they need to take a remedial thermos course before you enter the same classroom as them. Then, let him know your hourly rate will be double for it.

 

I should also charge him for the time that it takes them to finish that remedial course.

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It's like, don't they know that I learned just enough to pass?!?! How am I supposed to know all that other stuff?

Crap. I've only been programming in the language for 27 years. How am I supposed to help them? I hate the unrealistic expectations that are set for me.

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Well, I'm back.

 

Had to run home real quick after tearing about 12" down the back of my shirt while stretching in my chair. Maybe I need to look into a diet  <_<

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Well, I'm back.

 

Had to run home real quick after tearing about 12" down the back of my shirt while stretching in my chair. Maybe I need to look into a diet  <_<

Going all Hulk on it, were you?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Going all Hulk on it, were you?

 

A pastier, fatter and all around less impressive version.

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A pastier, fatter and all around less impressive version.

Get a tan...tan fat looks way better than pasty fat!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Get a tan...tan fat looks way better than pasty fat!!

 

He's the Hulk, thus his skin is green.

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Get a tan...tan fat looks way better than pasty fat!!

 

Ha, you know I work outdoors. The tan comes whether I like it or not.

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Ha, you know I work outdoors. The tan comes whether I like it or not.

I don't think "farmers tan" covers the area in question...

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I don't think "farmers tan" covers the area in question...

 

When it hits 105 and above I do my best to quit working and jump in the river. Not much farmer tan left by July  :pirate:

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When it hits 105 and above I do my best to quit working and jump in the river. Not much farmer tan left by July  :pirate:

It's not July...and you mentioned pasty.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

TLB, she's just trying to get you to take your shirt off.

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TLB, she's just trying to get you to take your shirt off.

Why you still wearing your shirt???

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I know the rules.

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Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!