Well, when you finally get around to reading it, you are going to be pleasantly surprised and the witty witticism that I came up with.

Not gonna read this one either...

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Not gonna read this one either...

 

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You can read it for me...over my shoulder!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Don't get me wrong, I like urinals. But, I just haven't found one that doesn't splash the pee back on my legs. Not to mention they are uncomfortable to sit on while doing number two. What's bugs me more is you start washing your hands AFTER you realize the paper towel dispenser is one of them stupid Kimberly-Clark manual pump style dispensers. Had I known this establishment was behind the times I would have pre-pumped my towel as to not subject my hands to the icky germs on the handle. One more thing Target, if you don't want a pile of paper towels on your bathroom floor, either put a lid-less trash can next to the door or make the door swing out wards. Far too many public restrooms have doors that swing inwards. I've yet to understand that logic.

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Don't get me wrong, I like urinals. But, I just haven't found one that doesn't splash the pee back on my legs. Not to mention they are uncomfortable to sit on while doing number two. What's bugs me more is you start washing your hands AFTER you realize the paper towel dispenser is one of them stupid Kimberly-Clark manual pump style dispensers. Had I known this establishment was behind the times I would have pre-pumped my towel as to not subject my hands to the icky germs on the handle. One more thing Target, if you don't want a pile of paper towels on your bathroom floor, either put a lid-less trash can next to the door or make the door swing out wards. Far too many public restrooms have doors that swing inwards. I've yet to understand that logic.

Sounds like someone had a rough day!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Sounds like someone had a rough day!

Not me. My day was good.

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Not me. My day was good.

Okay...sounds like someone had a rough time at Target!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

In Ames, Iowa, it's illegal for husbands to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with their wives.

Can you drink more beer if you're lying in bed with someone else's wives??

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

Okay...sounds like someone had a rough time at Target!

It's not Target.. It's "Tarjet".. Pronounced Tar-shey


Now I must depart with my nose in the air.

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It's not Target.. It's "Tarjet".. Pronounced Tar-shey

Now I must depart with my nose in the air.

Don't forget to hold up your pinky finger too!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Don't forget to hold up your pinky finger too!!

I can't. Its in a pinky cast cause I hyper extended it..

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I can't. Its in a pinky cast cause I hyper extended it..

I hate when that happens!! It's hard to enjoy a good cup of tea if you can't lift your pinky up and down!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

My natural grip is to have my pinky extended. I catch a lot of flak for it when drinking.

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Don't get me wrong, I like urinals. But, I just haven't found one that doesn't splash the pee back on my legs. Not to mention they are uncomfortable to sit on while doing number two. What's bugs me more is you start washing your hands AFTER you realize the paper towel dispenser is one of them stupid Kimberly-Clark manual pump style dispensers. Had I known this establishment was behind the times I would have pre-pumped my towel as to not subject my hands to the icky germs on the handle. One more thing Target, if you don't want a pile of paper towels on your bathroom floor, either put a lid-less trash can next to the door or make the door swing out wards. Far too many public restrooms have doors that swing inwards. I've yet to understand that logic.

Did we just become best friends? I'm the same way in bathrooms. Makes it tough when 50% of the guys don't even wash their hands and then grab the door handle.

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Did we just become best friends? I'm the same way in bathrooms. Makes it tough when 50% of the guys don't even wash their hands and then grab the door handle.

Uhoh.. Bunkbeds? Haha

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Uhoh.. Bunkbeds? Haha

Don't ever touch my drums.

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Don't ever touch my drums.

I'm gonna teabag your drumset..

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Yep...not getting awkward around here...nope, not at all!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Yep...not getting awkward around here...nope, not at all!

You don't like tea?

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You don't like tea?

I don't like dirty tea bags left hanging around every where...

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???