I saw a cashier ring up her boyfriends one time. They all were obviously high school children. The two boys had three suitcases of beer under the the basket part of the cart. In the basket they had bags of chips and other snacks. She nervously looked around for a minute as her boyfriends placed the snack food on the turntable. 

 

She rang the snacks up, but never scanned the beer and never carded them. After they pushed away from check out and headed outside, a third high school age boy came off an aisle to the check out area along with a front end manager. The cashier's other boyfriend even went through her line. He paid for the item and the two talked about what time the party started. He then left.

 

As soon as my cashier was finished ringing up my stuff and I paid, I headed out the door. Across the parking lot, I could see all three boys together in what had to be the car of a parent.

 

I called the store out of the phonebook when I got home and put away the frozen food items and meat.

 

The manager seemed obnoxious and kind of spoke back in a cocky, good old boy flippant manner. He made me feel ugly for reporting what I saw to him.

 

A few weeks later, his picture was gone, but I was hit with irony to learn, as it turned out, the cashier and all three of her boyfriends actually worked in the store. An older cashier rang up my order and told me they were all spoiled rich kids from a private school. She said their parents leave for weekend vacations all the time. They have beach-front houses to themselves so they steal beer from their grocery store and have parties.

 

I asked if the manager was fired for this. She said no. He was transfered to another store because he was hiring cute little high school girls and messing around with them.

 

BTW, the older cashier said one time one of the rich young turks wheeled an entire stock cart out of the store stacked full with assorted cases of beer and ice bags on top.  

 

That story happens at pretty much every Publix, and most other grocery stores.  I know a couple of guys I worked with had what they felt was the perfect scam to steal beer from the store, and to their credit, it worked really well...until it didn't.  They'd load up bags with beer, throw them in carts, and tuck the carts in a closed register.  When things got really busy, they'd wait for someone to check out through the express lane, and simply follow them out the door with the beer.  

 

They eventually were caught, but not before they hosted multiple parties where Publix managers would show up, drink the beer, and thank them at the end of the night.

 

When I was old enough to buy beer legally, we'd usually buy a six pack or 1/2 case on Saturday nights when we closed.  It was really the honor system.  We'd throw cash in a drawer in the office to cover the cost.  I have no doubt someone else would go in behind us and pocket the cash.

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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TravC59, aka JacksJags. @TravC59 on Twitter
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; "This is really good, you want a bite, Honey?"

Mmmmmmm, that looks good.

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Video found of Jameis and his famous Crablegs.

 

http://msn.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/ja...3Aansfox11

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I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 

Video found of Jameis and his famous Crablegs.

 

http://msn.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/ja...3Aansfox11

 

I thought it was hilarious how he walks from the seafood counter like he's going to the register, cuts through the middle of my department, then walks down the back speedway, then weaves through the HBC section, and then heads out the front.

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Video found of Jameis and his famous Crablegs.

 

http://msn.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/ja...3Aansfox11

Lol looks like he got the hookup, and tried to play it off like he paid in the back and walked out

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<B><FONT color=cyan>Jags this is your year</FONT></B>

Judge:  "I hereby absolve you of all said charges forthwith on account of crab legs being delicious." (lipsmack) 

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still hilarious. 

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Coughlin when asked if winning will be a focus: "What the hell else is there? This is nice and dandy, but winning is what all this is about."

So much for "forgetting" to pay for them!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

So much for "forgetting" to pay for them!!

 

Yeah, as I said earlier, if you believed that you were either a Seminole fan or a Seminole fan.  

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Yeah, as I said earlier, if you believed that you were either a Seminole fan or a Seminole fan.

Or just extremely stupid...but then that would just fall under Seminole Fan too!! :woot:












I kid I kid!!! Don't hate me!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Yeah, as I said earlier, if you believed that you were either a Seminole fan or a Seminole fan.  

 

There is 0% chance that JW "forgot" to pay for his crab legs. And by 0% I mean ZERO %.

 

Anybody that believes otherwise is just very gullible.

 

I mean really, how do you "forget" to pay when crab legs and some butter is all you are getting and then you drop the butter into a front bin?

 

He might not be the smartest student athlete out there, but "forgetting" to pay for your crab legs is a whole different issue.

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.

Or just extremely stupid...but then that would just fall under Seminole Fan too!! :woot:

I kid I kid!!! Don't hate me!!

NONE of our players are on death row.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

NONE of our players are on death row.

None of ours are either....yet!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Or just extremely stupid...but then that would just fall under Seminole Fan too!! :woot:












I kid I kid!!! Don't hate me!!

You give an inch they take a mile.

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NONE of our players are on death row.

 

Is that the punishment for slaughtering FSU in a game?   :woot:

 

 

 

 

I'm neutral in this rivalry.  I just like to stir things up.

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You give an inch they take a mile.

Tough crowd...

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Or just extremely stupid...but then that would just fall under Seminole Fan too!! :woot:












I kid I kid!!! Don't hate me!!

 

No one will hate you for calling Seminole fans or a Seminole fan stupid.

 

#33

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Tough crowd...

Sorry, on Android and couldn't post a sarcastic emoticon.

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Sorry, on Android and couldn't post a sarcastic emoticon.

We so NEED a sarcasm emoticon on here!!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???