Cat Brings Home Bag Of Weed
 

Sometimes catnip just doesn't cut it.

A cat in Ashmore, New Zealand returned home from a jaunt outside Sunday with a 0.2-ounce bag of marijuana in its mouth, the AFP reported.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/22...weird-news

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Wink Wink...it's the cats stash...Wink Wink

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Good Kitty

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Why can't my cat do that?

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

Man, what's up? Cats saving kids, bringing home the sweet stinky green. I'm gonna get one and it better bring me some fire or off to the tennis racquet factory it goes.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

here kitty kitty

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I like what it says at the end: "High Times notes that, "Apparently, the cat was oblivious to the fact that not only is his human extremely lame, but also a boldfaced nark"

 

 

 

 

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Man, what's up? Cats saving kids, bringing home the sweet stinky green. I'm gonna get one and it better bring me some fire or off to the tennis racquet factory it goes.

 

Ever since word of my dog's plan for domestic feline eradication some time before the Jaguars win the Super Bowl spread among the cat population, cat's have been on a publicity blitz, trying to improve their image.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

"Give me the baggie" Fluffy says.

"I can roll them tight" Fluffy says.

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My cat just looks at me like I am an a hole.

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Only a chump boos the home team!

My cat just looks at me like I am an a hole.

That's all they are good for.


Cat lovers may suggest that perhaps you are an Hole


I'm not a cat lover so screw them holier than thou, drape tearing, midnight steppin' on crack smoking animals.

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That's all they are good for.


Cat lovers may suggest that perhaps you are an Hole


I'm not a cat lover so screw them holier than thou, drape tearing, midnight steppin' on crack smoking animals.

Pffft.. Dogs are stupid and need constant attention. If you wanna glorify an animal that eats its own feces, then be my guest.

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Pffft.. Dogs are stupid and need constant attention. If you wanna glorify an animal that eats its own feces, then be my guest.

Ok, but I don't recall glorifying dogs... :/

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That's all they are good for.

Cat lovers may suggest that perhaps you are an Hole

I'm not a cat lover so screw them holier than thou, drape tearing, midnight steppin' on crack smoking animals.

Don't hate on them just because they are smarter than you!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Don't hate on them just because they are smarter than you!

I don't hate on them because they are smarter than me. I hate on them because they are too stupid when a 186lb man walks in their path in the dark, they are too stupid to move.

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I don't hate on them because they are smarter than me. I hate on them because they are too stupid when a 186lb man walks in their path in the dark, they are too stupid to move.

Maybe they are just trying to kill you...plotting your demise!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Maybe they are just trying to kill you...plotting your demise!

Don't be ignorant, everything and everyone loves me!

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Don't be ignorant, everything and everyone loves me!

No they don't...they just tell you that so you won't know they're trying to kill you!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

No they don't...they just tell you that so you won't know they're trying to kill you!

No, they tell me about their day and how much they like to snuggle with me.


JW! Where you at? Help me out here.

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No, they tell me about their day and how much they like to snuggle with me.

JW! Where you at? Help me out here.

I wasn't just talking about the cats... :whistling:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???