Bernard's Great Escape: D-Day veteran, 89, who was reported missing by care home staff is found in Normandy - after escaping to join his former comrades
<ul class="">[*]<b>Bernard Jordan, 89, sneaked out of The Pines care home, Hove, yesterday</b>
[*]<b>D-Day veteran had been told by staff that he could not travel to Normandy</b>
[*]<b>Donning war medals under a raincoat, he joined his comrades on a coach</b>
[*]<b>Sussex Police were called and launched search for former mayor of Hove</b>
[*]<b>But care home later received call from a younger veteran reassuring them Mr Jordan was safe and would return home after the celebrations were over</b>
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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z33tIOVjRN

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