My season tickets are here.    

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Why not all three?

 

 

 

 

 

 

... and by that I mean one bourbon, one shot, and one beer.  :pirate:

 

It's One Bourbon, one SCOTCH, one beer

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6bk_qJw...6bk_qJw5XY

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It's One Bourbon, one SCOTCH, one beer

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6bk_qJw...6bk_qJw5XY

 

Awww man, I'm ashamed of myself right now. Can I blame it on being too early in the morning? (For me) 

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Publix garlic butter spread on French bread at 350 degrees indirect heat on grill for about 20 minutes is amazing. Thank me later.

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It's Friday, the boss isn't in the office, and I got here early today.

 

I think I must be sick.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

It's Friday, the boss isn't in the office, and I got here early today.


I think I must be sick.

Don't be sick yet. You should get sick around noon time and go home to "rest".

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It's Friday, the boss isn't in the office, and I got here early today.


I think I must be sick.

What a coincidence. I'm at work and I don't want to be.

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<span>Woke up this morning and checked out the obituary. The people i hate still aren't dead! dang, maybe tomorrow</span>

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What a coincidence. I'm at work and I don't want to be.

 

No golf today? You're slippin'.

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No golf today? You're slippin'.

I am taking off on Tuesday 7/29 to play in a tournament at Palencia...a high-falootin' country club.


It'll never be the same after I'm done.

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I am taking off on Tuesday 7/29 to play in a tournament at Palencia...a high-falootin' country club.


It'll never be the same after I'm done.

 

At the very least, the plumbing will be forever altered.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I am taking off on Tuesday 7/29 to play in a tournament at Palencia...a high-falootin' country club.


It'll never be the same after I'm done.

 

I hear you have to swing with your pinkies in the air.

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At the very least, the plumbing will be forever altered.

Is that another term for the trees?

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I've also heard it referred to as "the rough."

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I am taking off on Tuesday 7/29 to play in a tournament at Palencia...a high-falootin' country club.


It'll never be the same after I'm done.

 

I've played golf once in my life. I played 9 holes and struck or nearly struck 3 people. I've never been invited back.

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I've been done with work for about 4 hours now. I also have a football game tomorrow, make of that what you will.

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I've been done with work for about 4 hours now. I also have a football game tomorrow, make of that what you will.

 

So DF, what do you know about this Loveland amusement park in Korea?

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Now I'm starting to feel dirty.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

Now I'm starting to feel dirty.

 

You should. I didn't link it for a reason.

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I've played golf once in my life. I played 9 holes and struck or nearly struck 3 people. I've never been invited back.

I can't imagine a harder game. And I'm an athlete. An old one now, but an athlete. I'm glad my brother got me started on it 35+ years ago. I'm not very good, but golf and bowling (which I'm really good at) satisfy my competitive urges while giving me a far smaller chance of injury.


Plus I just like getting on the course and shooting the breeze with my friends, drinking a few beverages, and playing.


I sucked so bad when I first started playing that I sold my clubs. My brother got them for me as a graduation present. I was used to being good at everything in high school and I quickly discovered that golf is a hard, hard, game.


Then I got my first full time job a couple of years later and EVERYBODY played after work. So I had to go buy clubs. DOH!! It takes a while to get adequate...which is about where I am.


It's fine that some people don't 'get it'. But it's a fun game.

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