I'm Unit TLB80985055, nice to meet you Eric.

 

That reminds me, aren't you due for a service maintenance and processing unit upgrade soon?

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

That reminds me, aren't you due for a service maintenance and processing unit upgrade soon?

I hate when that happens!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I thought that one was in for oil and lube

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That reminds me, aren't you due for a service maintenance and processing unit upgrade soon?

 

Oddly enough I'll be servicing machines all night.  :down:

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Fine...be that way.



My name is Amy.

 

I had you as a Wendy.

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I had you as a Wendy.

 

theres a joke in there somewhere....  

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Mud

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theres a joke in there somewhere....

You are just not nice.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

You are just not nice.

 

 

On the contrary. I'm too nice.  :pirate:

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You can call me Anything you like But don't call me late for ???? ????...


NH3...

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"AZANE"

On the contrary. I'm too nice. :pirate:

What are things never said to TMD?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

On the contrary. I'm too nice.  :pirate:

 

...said no-one ever.  

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Scroti McBugerballs.

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My name is Earl.

 

 

Because nobody went there yet...

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Forrest Gump?

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My name is Sue but my friends call me Curly

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

I'm working on changing my username to just my name.  I need rollerjag to pull through for me though!

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I'll tell you the full official style of the Dutch king:

 

By the Grace of God, King of the Netherlands, Prince of Orange-Nassau, Jonkeer van Amsberg, Marquis of Veere and Flushing, Count of Katzenelnbogen, Vianden, Diez, Spiegelberg, Buren, Leerdam and Culemborg, Burgrave of Antwerp, Baron of Breda, Diest, Beilstein, the town of Grave and the lands of Cuyk, IJsselstein, Cranendonk, Eindhoven, Liesveld, Herstal, Warneton, Arlay and Nozeroy, Hereditary and Free Lord of Ameland, Lord of Borculo, Bredevoort, Lichtenvoorde, Het Loo, Geertruidenberg, Clundert, Zevenbergen, Hooge and Lage Zwaluwe, Naaldwijk, Polanen, St Maartensdijk, Soest, Baarn, Ter Eem, Willemstad, Steenbergen, Montfort, St Vith, Bütgenbach, Dasburg, Niervaart, Turnhout and Besançon

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I'll tell you the full official style of the Dutch king:

 

By the Grace of God, King of the Netherlands, Prince of Orange-Nassau, Jonkeer van Amsberg, Marquis of Veere and Flushing, Count of Katzenelnbogen, Vianden, Diez, Spiegelberg, Buren, Leerdam and Culemborg, Burgrave of Antwerp, Baron of Breda, Diest, Beilstein, the town of Grave and the lands of Cuyk, IJsselstein, Cranendonk, Eindhoven, Liesveld, Herstal, Warneton, Arlay and Nozeroy, Hereditary and Free Lord of Ameland, Lord of Borculo, Bredevoort, Lichtenvoorde, Het Loo, Geertruidenberg, Clundert, Zevenbergen, Hooge and Lage Zwaluwe, Naaldwijk, Polanen, St Maartensdijk, Soest, Baarn, Ter Eem, Willemstad, Steenbergen, Montfort, St Vith, Bütgenbach, Dasburg, Niervaart, Turnhout and Besançon

 

 

Oh, I see. So your name is Rutger Hauer?

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

Haywoode

 

And before you start a new thread about last names.........

 

Jablomey

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.