Please Texans....sign Tebow.

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I think this is the greatest idea since aerosol cheese.

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I think this is the greatest idea since aerosol cheese.

I was gonna say the best idea since the chia pet...

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Worst to 1st.  Curse Reversed!

I think this is the greatest idea since aerosol cheese.

 

 

I was gonna say the best idea since the chia pet...

 

What about Cheez Wiz on a chia pet?

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

What about Cheez Wiz on a chia pet?

Mind completely blown...just like the gif in Tuxedo's signature.

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Worst to 1st.  Curse Reversed!

I think this is the greatest idea since aerosol cheese.

Lets not get ahead of ourselves

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THERE IS A SKELETON INSIDE OF YOU.

 

RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

 

 

Why not?

Because the Texans don't use clipboards.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Well....good and bad news.

 

 

Good: I called McNair and proposed the idea of Tebow to Texans like you fine folks suggested.

Bad: I am no longer allowed on NRG Stadium property thanks to my suggestion.

 

 

On a serious note...I don't think Tebow would give us anything different than Keenum currently can except maybe the favor of the heavens. And I don't think even that is enough to offset the Curse of Houston sports.

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Hilarious

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I mean, it's not as if he's worse than what they have now.

 

Fitzpatrick is a backup at best.

 

Keenum showed he's never going to be an NFL starter.

 

Savage needs to be developed and throwing him in now would be a disaster,

 

Tebow would at least make their games interesting.

 

He'd be a good placeholder until Savage is ready or they draft a QB early next year.

 

Why not?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKjxFJfcrcA

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Well....good and bad news.

 

 

Good: I called McNair and proposed the idea of Tebow to Texans like you fine folks suggested.

Bad: I am no longer allowed on NRG Stadium property thanks to my suggestion.

 

 

On a serious note...I don't think Tebow would give us anything different than Keenum currently can except maybe the favor of the heavens. And I don't think even that is enough to offset the Curse of Houston sports.

 

Fine folks did not suggest this.

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Yeah, why not? He should put a few more people in the stands and maybe even win them a game or two.

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Yeah, why not? He should put a few more people in the stands and maybe even win them a game or two.

 

It defeats the purpose when the Texans have sold out every game in their existence.

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God I wish they'd sign him.. I'd gladly take the free wins twice a year. 

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God I wish they'd sign him.. I'd gladly take the free wins twice a year. 

Plus, we'd get to see if he could walk across our swimming pools. 

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

The better question is, how many fair weathered fans would change their allegiance from JAX to HOU.

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The better question is, how many fair weathered fans would change their allegiance from JAX to HOU.

I'm betting not quite as many as people would expect. 

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

The better question is, how many fair weathered fans would change their allegiance from JAX to HOU.

Could be a great way to weed out the idiots who neither know, nor care, anything about football.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

The better question is, how many fair weathered fans would change their allegiance from JAX to HOU.

I know a guy last year changed his allegiance from JAX to HOU.  It was during the BYE week I think.  Guy later bandwagoned the Miami Heat

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I was wrong about Trent Baalke.