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North Dakota Officer Shoots Cow In Self-Defense

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08-28-2014, 03:58 PM

North Dakota Officer Shoots Cow In Self-Defense

 

A sheriff's deputy who was attacked by a cow on an interstate in North Dakota early Monday morning is being treated for non-life-threatening injuries.

 

The attack reportedly happened about 3 a.m. in Fargo after a car crash had occurred involving the cow, according to Valley News Live.

 

 

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08-28-2014, 04:01 PM

The police are out of control

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08-28-2014, 04:09 PM

Was he driving a tank?

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08-28-2014, 04:16 PM

Have to wonder if the cows are gonna riot and loot the barn now...........

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08-28-2014, 04:25 PM

Quote:The police are out of control
 

Unarmed, partially black cow.

 

I expect protests from the Chik-Fil-A cows.
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08-28-2014, 04:29 PM

But wait, it doesn't say if the officer was Black or White..........

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08-28-2014, 04:31 PM

It doesn't matter since the cow was a little bit of both. 

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08-28-2014, 04:32 PM

Quote:It doesn't matter since the cow was a little bit of both. 
 

If Obama had a cow...........
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08-28-2014, 04:33 PM

Quote:If Obama had a cow...........
 

I didn't want to go there, but.....
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08-28-2014, 04:34 PM

Quote:I didn't want to go there, but.....
 

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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08-28-2014, 04:45 PM

What a load of bull.

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08-28-2014, 04:54 PM

Quote:What a load of bull.
Well, cow anyway. 
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08-28-2014, 05:32 PM

It's Fargo.

 

Did they place the cow in a wood chipper or a meat grinder to get rid of the body?
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08-28-2014, 05:38 PM

Quote:It's Fargo.

 

Did they place the cow in a wood chipper or a meat grinder to get rid of the body?
 

hopefully not the wood chipper that's a ton of wasted beef
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08-29-2014, 09:50 AM (This post was last modified: 08-29-2014, 09:57 AM by RicoTx.)

Quote:Well, cow anyway.
Milking this thread for all it's worth.


I'm sorry. I'm being udderly ridiculous.
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08-29-2014, 09:55 AM

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08-29-2014, 10:28 AM

Quote:Milking this thread for all it's worth.


I'm sorry. I'm being udderly ridiculous.
I think you're really trying to milk it now. 
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#18
08-29-2014, 10:47 AM

Was the cow trying to get him to eat mor chiken?
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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#19
08-29-2014, 10:55 AM

I saw this on a bizarre news site and the headline was "Pig Shoots Cow"

 

Of course I had to take a look.

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08-29-2014, 10:59 AM

I think it's time to mooove on.

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