Robot couch can drive you to the fridge and back
 

Sometimes, getting up off the couch to grab a drink is far too time consuming. What if you could drive the couch to the fridge instead?

 

http://www.cnet.com/news/robot-couch-can...-and-back/

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lol, Just how lazy are we going to get in this country?

 

I wonder if anybody gave any thought to all the frightened small animals that like to hang out under the couch, when it first takes off.

 

I guess these little animals will also have to be careful not to get run over when the couch potatoes decide to DRIVE to the fridge, esp if said couch potatoes are under the influence.

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.

Robot couch, you complete me..

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You have to love the way they use technology for the most simplistic things yet somehow here in the 21st century we're still dependent on fossil fuels as the banksters essentially set the tone, restricting our natural born right of free will with policy directed to benefit themselves and hamper our abilities at a normal life through their clandestine activity better known as politics or foreign relations.


One of these days the sheople might get it, unfortunately by that time it might be too late.

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Your beliefs become your thoughts,
Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become your actions,
Your actions become your habits,
Your habits become your values,
Your values become your destiny.

So how exactly do I get to the Robot Couch?  They expect me to walk or something?

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So how exactly do I get to the Robot Couch?  They expect me to walk or something?

 

 

Nah, it comes when you whistle :teehee: :yes:

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What of my couch is too big to get into the kitchen? I assume there is a little man child that is deployed to go the rest of the way?



If you need this couch, you also need a divorce.

Edit: or a wife

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Sounds like something from Wall-E, or Idiocracy.

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"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."

You have to love the way they use technology for the most simplistic things yet somehow here in the 21st century we're still dependent on fossil fuels as the banksters essentially set the tone, restricting our natural born right of free will with policy directed to benefit themselves and hamper our abilities at a normal life through their clandestine activity better known as politics or foreign relations.


One of these days the sheople might get it, unfortunately by that time it might be too late.

Whatever.

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I hope it fits though the bathroom door. I didn't measure before I ordered it. I'm such a sheople.

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Season Ticket holder since 2004.

 

        

All I can think of is WALL-E

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What of my couch is too big to get into the kitchen? I assume there is a little man child that is deployed to go the rest of the way?



If you need this couch, you also need a divorce.

Edit: or a wife

 

Remodel the kitchen and open up the wall if necessary.

 

Or just get the smaller Robot couch, one that fits into the kitchen.

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.

I hope it fits though the bathroom door. I didn't measure before I ordered it. I'm such a sheople.

 

You won't need to worry about that if you order one with the Robot-potty option.

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.

Sounds like something from Wall-E, or Idiocracy.

Don't hate. Sounds like a nice couch to watch the show "Ow My Balls" on..

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They're thinking about it all wrong, why bring the couch to the kitchen, when the kitchen should be coming to the couch?

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Seems like robot beer would better idea. It'll fit through any doorways.

Or you can get that dog in the bud light commercials "we go"

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Seems like robot beer would better idea. It'll fit through any doorways.

Or you can get that dog in the bud light commercials "we go"

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxfgxreJ75U

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxfgxreJ75U

I'll sell you one of those for half price. It doesn't move but it has a lid. With this unique lid feature, it doubles as an ottoman.

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