Best Flinstones Episode EVER! (4 1/2 minutes)

 

 

 

Is it any wonder why I started smoking and drinking when I was eight-years-old?

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I went for a nice long night ride on my bike earlier.  My imagination always runs away with me while riding down dark rural roads with no other traffic around.  The trees zip by in the periphery of my headlights and it's kind of mesmerizing. However, I always have to keep my eyes peeled for deer and other critters darting out in front of me, but what if I came upon a woman in a night gown (I always envision that, I don't know why) standing alongside the road, bloody and disheveled, reaching out with one hand while her face is in a contorted silent scream.  Terrified, I twist the throttle to get away, only to see a sign which reads 'Dead End'.   

 

I love night rides, believe it or not.  

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I went for a nice long night ride on my bike earlier.  My imagination always runs away with me while riding down dark rural roads with no other traffic around.  The trees zip by in the periphery of my headlights and it's kind of mesmerizing. However, I always have to keep my eyes peeled for deer and other critters darting out in front of me, but what if I came upon a woman in a night gown (I always envision that, I don't know why) standing alongside the road, bloody and disheveled, reaching out with one hand while her face is in a contorted silent scream.  Terrified, I twist the throttle to get away, only to see a sign which reads 'Dead End'.   

 

I love night rides, believe it or not.  

 

Sounds like The Rocky Horror Picture Show...... Tell me, then you end up at an Old Mansion with a creepy butler?

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I just noticed that Rebecca Barry, the weather babe for channel 4, looks like one of my old girlfriends.  Except, Rebecca has all of her teeth, her eyes aren't crossed, and, um, she doesn't have a mole on..her..nose.

 

Never mind.

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Sounds like The Rocky Horror Picture Show...... Tell me, then you end up at an Old Mansion with a creepy butler?

 

As long as I'm not wearing S&M gear and singing in falsetto.

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I just noticed that Rebecca Barry, the weather babe for channel 4, looks like one of my old girlfriends. Except, Rebecca has all of her teeth, her eyes aren't crossed, and, um, she doesn't have a mole on..her..nose.


Never mind.

You not the first person I've heard describe her as a "babe". I just don't see it. But she is a lot more fun to look at Richard nunn. But at least he is funny. I won't forget the time Rebecca issued a severe rainbow warning. That was kinda funny.

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No one talks anymore. I'm sitting in the airport waiting on a flight and about 80% of the people are looking down at their phones - like I'm doing right now.

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Sorry, posted twice...

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

Maybe your buddy is taking Viagra or something like it and doesn't want anybody to know. I think fainting is one of the symptoms if you take that kind of medication when you're not supposed to. What do they say, "A sudden loss in blood pressure may occur"...?

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
;
Charles Schultz
;
 
;
"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
;
T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

No one talks anymore. I'm sitting in the airport waiting on a flight and about 80% of the people are looking down at their phones - like I'm doing right now.

It's just you, no one wants to look up at you...you forgot your pants again!!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Maybe your buddy is taking Viagra or something like it and doesn't want anybody to know. I think fainting is one of the symptoms if you take that kind of medication when you're not supposed to. What do they say, "A sudden loss in blood pressure may occur"...?

But as a bonus...he can now bowl without using his hands!! :thumbsup:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

It's just you, no one wants to look up at you...you forgot your pants again!!!

Who am I, Sammy? Oh no. I'm not wearing any pants because they would look dumb with my skirt. Duh.

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Who am I, Sammy? Oh no. I'm not wearing any pants because they would look dumb with my skirt. Duh.

 

Pants are for pretenders.

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"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

Who am I, Sammy? Oh no. I'm not wearing any pants because they would look dumb with my skirt. Duh.

Maybe you forgot to sit with your legs closed?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Maybe you forgot to sit with your legs closed?

Forgot?

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Forgot?

Flying to San Fran today? :whistling:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Flying to San Fran today? :whistling:

Enjoy your flight. Watch out for the weirdos.

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Enjoy your flight. Watch out for the weirdos.

It all depends on what your definition of weirdos is!! :whistling:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

It all depends on what your definition of weirdos is!! :whistling:

 

These people might quailify........

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOaBwwEsHDk

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It all depends on what your definition of weirdos is!! :whistling:

I'm very, very "right" if you know what I mean. So most of the west coast esp. San Fran I consider weird.

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