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What second year player gets the Golden Turd award?
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This award goes to the young guys who were suppose to come back this year and really improve.
The Nominees are: 1. Jonathan Cyprien: Wow this guy misses way too many tackles. There are atleast 1 or two plays per game that are allowed because he either whiffs on the tackle or a defender just runs through him. 2. Joeckle the Joke: This guy has been an epic disappointment. Abused all year and beat like Ray Rices wife. I feel bad for blake because his blindside is little more than a speed bump in the way. 3. Ace "smoke base" Sanders: Invisible on the offensive side and didn't do anything as a returner. Ugh 4. "Burnt Toast" Gratz. Constantly behind his man and getting beat. ![]() ![]() We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!
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The correct answer is Ace Sanders. Drug suspension followed by fumbled punt returns and virtually no production. He wins.
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Probably Jokecel, Sanders is terrible, but does his no gains really make that much of a difference with the anemic offense?
Sliprien would show up here and there.
can we give it to some posters on here? maybe a small foot note on the trophy?
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I just imagine the OP going to Google and typing in "turd trophy". Highlight of his day.
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Cyp and Gratz are good players.
Joeckel sucks but he was injured most of his rookie year. SANDERS adds NOTHING to the team. Nothing at all.
4 people didn't vote for Joekel. I'm assuming Boselli and Lageman are on this board and account for 2 votes .... wonder who the other 2 voters are? Are Joekel's mom and dad on this board?
Ace was picked #98 overall.
Joekel was selected #2 Ace is worthless but he gets the benefit of carrying less expectations than wasting a #2 pick on a dismal draft class. We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today! Quote:can we give it to some posters on here? maybe a small foot note on the trophy?Well it's only fitting that the board match the play on the field. ![]() Quote:can we give it to some posters on here? maybe a small foot note on the trophy?Or the circling flies.
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